You've been warned.

[Set]

I always cried when I looked at this man:

If ever Dubya the Fundie doubted Darwin's theory of evolution all he need do was check out his Simian visage in the mirror for undeniable proof.

[Professor Geezer]

If you carefully into the dog's face you will see an image of the blessed Virgin Marry.

[SweetGrass]

Knowing how much I hate Jesus and his fascistic followers, don't any of youse post any images of them or anything I might imagine are religus images or fotos! Link

Only in Tennessee!

Good ol' Pentecostals. They're a delightfully lively bunch, aren't they?

I used to go to a Foursquare mega church in Oregon. My first boyfriend was going to their college to become a pastor. People there often would become slain in the Spirit during worship (the singing part). You'd see people jumping around, shaking, rolling around on the floor, dancing, hooting, hollering, speaking in Tongues and a number of other laughably distracting things. Sometimes during worship, it would get so out of hand that we couldn't hear the band playing and singing. Eventually, the pastoral team built a room right next to the sanctuary (identical to the crying room) with sound proof glass and speakers inside for the people who often felt compelled by the Holy Spirit to outwardly (and loudly) express their emotion during worship.

So, service would start out with the pastor praying and then saying a few words about the song that would begin worship service, then the band would be begin to play. At that moment, the church members who regularly became slain the Spirit would walk, run, hop, jump, roll, crawl to the "Celebrating Christ" room as they named it. LOL

[Cartoonsyndicate]

The Church of the Tourettes Jesus.

[Egg]

Knowing how much I hate Jesus and his fascistic followers, don't any of youse post any images of them or anything I might imagine are religus images or fotos! Link

Only in Tennessee!

Good ol' Pentecostals. They're a delightfully lively bunch, aren't they?

I used to go to a Foursquare mega church in Oregon. My first boyfriend was going to their college to become a pastor. People there often would become slain in the Spirit during worship (the singing part). You'd see people jumping around, shaking, rolling around on the floor, dancing, hooting, hollering, speaking in Tongues and a number of other laughably distracting things. Sometimes during worship, it would get so out of hand that we couldn't hear the band playing and singing. Eventually, the pastoral team built a room right next to the sanctuary (identical to the crying room) with sound proof glass and speakers inside for the people who often felt compelled by the Holy Spirit to outwardly (and loudly) express their emotion during worship.

So, service would start out with the pastor praying and then saying a few words about the song that would begin worship service, then the band would be begin to play. At that moment, the church members who regularly became slain the Spirit would walk, run, hop, jump, roll, crawl to the "Celebrating Christ" room as they named it. LOL

HA!!! Awesome. Just goes to show you, only join a religion if you like the side effects.
If you're not into running and jumping and yelling, don't become a pentecostal. IF you're not into demon possession and exorcisms, don't become a Catholic.

You never hear of Buddhists, Atheists, Jews or Muslims being possessed. Only people from religions that believe in possession get possessed.
Catholics don't speak in tongues - you wanna speak in tongues? Don't become a Catholic.

[Pana]

I always cried when I looked at this man:

If ever Dubya the Fundie doubted Darwin's theory of evolution all he need do was check out his Simian visage in the mirror for undeniable proof.

Yes. I've always marveled at the similarity.

[Pana]

At that moment, the church members who regularly became slain the Spirit would walk, run, hop, jump, roll, crawl to the "Celebrating Christ" room as they named it. LOL

Kind of reminds me of the one and only time I went to a Brownie meeting when I was nine. When they started to run around this fake tree stump with a stuffed owl sitting on it...and singing songs to it, I was out of there.

[Set]

Knowing how much I hate Jesus and his fascistic followers, don't any of youse post any images of them or anything I might imagine are religus images or fotos! Link

Only in Tennessee!

Good ol' Pentecostals. They're a delightfully lively bunch, aren't they?

I used to go to a Foursquare mega church in Oregon. My first boyfriend was going to their college to become a pastor. People there often would become slain in the Spirit during worship (the singing part). You'd see people jumping around, shaking, rolling around on the floor, dancing, hooting, hollering, speaking in Tongues and a number of other laughably distracting things. Sometimes during worship, it would get so out of hand that we couldn't hear the band playing and singing. Eventually, the pastoral team built a room right next to the sanctuary (identical to the crying room) with sound proof glass and speakers inside for the people who often felt compelled by the Holy Spirit to outwardly (and loudly) express their emotion during worship.

So, service would start out with the pastor praying and then saying a few words about the song that would begin worship service, then the band would be begin to play. At that moment, the church members who regularly became slain the Spirit would walk, run, hop, jump, roll, crawl to the "Celebrating Christ" room as they named it. LOL

I assume the "Celebrating Christ" room had tasteful done rubber walls?

[Pigeon]

The Church of the Tourettes Jesus.

Nailed

[Kat]

Return of the Jeezi.





Way cool droog.