Oops Bread
Re: Oops Bread
It's a pit..... and I'm gonna find a big sewing needle and a frying pan while he is asleep and give that ME what for if Zoe ends up in the neighbors yard. She would have to get through the goat yard first and I don't think she would be able to do that on her own. There are no gaps in the fence currently and she is not big enough to make her own.
True Zen is a doggie bone on every plate!
Re: Oops Bread
Hahahahahaha wish I could be a fly on the wallAshera wrote:It's a pit..... and I'm gonna find a big sewing needle and a frying pan while he is asleep and give that ME what for if Zoe ends up in the neighbors yard. She would have to get through the goat yard first and I don't think she would be able to do that on her own. There are no gaps in the fence currently and she is not big enough to make her own.
Re: Oops Bread
sew him up in the sheets and whomp on him but good, I will too.
True Zen is a doggie bone on every plate!
Re: Oops Bread
Now that I have had my fun, what really happened.
That little rat dog loves me for some damn reason, she rides around in my overall pockets, sleeps on my chest at night, and listens to the silly songs about killing it that I sing to her. This being a redneck town, we men have to keep up appearances, so in the bars we conspire to do all sorts of nefarious diabolical things to our wives rat dogs. Ash is used to the plans to send Zoe aloft in a weather balloon, feed her to a lesbians snake etc.
By divine intervention I got bored yesterday while waiting for the "sponge" to start fermenting to make the bread, so in my boredom I Googled Lungwort lichen and noticed that it did not look like the stuff I gathered. So I typed "most common tree lichen in the high sierra" and landed at a forest service site with lots of pictures.
Oops, it's wolf lichen, so I poured out the sponge. The bread never got baked. But I thought about what would have happened had I not been bored and I had finished baking the bread. The toxin is in the fungus side of the trisymbiont so it would continue to produce the toxin in the unbaked dough and cooking it would not have neutralized it.
Not wanting to miss an opportunity I sent the following email to Ash:
"Fed the bread to Rat Dog, she quit breathing, shall I take her to the vet?" Ash knows me too well and ignored me.
So I tried it out here, and the rest is as we say.... um naughty.
That little rat dog loves me for some damn reason, she rides around in my overall pockets, sleeps on my chest at night, and listens to the silly songs about killing it that I sing to her. This being a redneck town, we men have to keep up appearances, so in the bars we conspire to do all sorts of nefarious diabolical things to our wives rat dogs. Ash is used to the plans to send Zoe aloft in a weather balloon, feed her to a lesbians snake etc.
By divine intervention I got bored yesterday while waiting for the "sponge" to start fermenting to make the bread, so in my boredom I Googled Lungwort lichen and noticed that it did not look like the stuff I gathered. So I typed "most common tree lichen in the high sierra" and landed at a forest service site with lots of pictures.
Oops, it's wolf lichen, so I poured out the sponge. The bread never got baked. But I thought about what would have happened had I not been bored and I had finished baking the bread. The toxin is in the fungus side of the trisymbiont so it would continue to produce the toxin in the unbaked dough and cooking it would not have neutralized it.
Not wanting to miss an opportunity I sent the following email to Ash:
"Fed the bread to Rat Dog, she quit breathing, shall I take her to the vet?" Ash knows me too well and ignored me.
So I tried it out here, and the rest is as we say.... um naughty.
Credo quia absurdum.
Re: Oops Bread
You are bad ME!!!! Some people here are gullible
Re: Oops Bread
Dr Exile wrote:Now that I have had my fun, what really happened.
That little rat dog loves me for some damn reason, she rides around in my overall pockets, sleeps on my chest at night, and listens to the silly songs about killing it that I sing to her. This being a redneck town, we men have to keep up appearances, so in the bars we conspire to do all sorts of nefarious diabolical things to our wives rat dogs. Ash is used to the plans to send Zoe aloft in a weather balloon, feed her to a lesbians snake etc.
By divine intervention I got bored yesterday while waiting for the "sponge" to start fermenting to make the bread, so in my boredom I Googled Lungwort lichen and noticed that it did not look like the stuff I gathered. So I typed "most common tree lichen in the high sierra" and landed at a forest service site with lots of pictures.
Oops, it's wolf lichen, so I poured out the sponge. The bread never got baked. But I thought about what would have happened had I not been bored and I had finished baking the bread. The toxin is in the fungus side of the trisymbiont so it would continue to produce the toxin in the unbaked dough and cooking it would not have neutralized it.
Not wanting to miss an opportunity I sent the following email to Ash:
"Fed the bread to Rat Dog, she quit breathing, shall I take her to the vet?" Ash knows me too well and ignored me.
So I tried it out here, and the rest is as we say.... um naughty.
Too fkn funny
Re: Oops Bread
We have a rat dog too.
Wonder if that shit grows here anywheres
Wonder if that shit grows here anywheres
Re: Oops Bread
Mungodave wrote:We have a rat dog too.
Wonder if that shit grows here anywheres
Bad Mungo!!!!
Re: Oops Bread
Recipe for Rat Dog stew.Pam wrote:Mungodave wrote:We have a rat dog too.
Wonder if that shit grows here anywheres
Bad Mungo!!!!
Take said Rat Dog and soak liberally in Red wine and Garlic.
Stuff with rosemary and a large river pebble.
Simmer for 4 hours over medium flame.
Remove from heat and rest.
Eat river pebble.
Re: Oops Bread
Hmmmmm........ I am going to go out and rescue every rat dog I can find!!!!!!!!!
Poor little things
Poor little things