'It was like in Titanic': Luxury cruise ship runs aground, 3

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Post by Pana » Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:52 pm

Just an update:

The captain had traces of cocaine on his hair samples for the drug test. None in his urine and none inside of his hair. But on his hair.

What the fuck? Cross contamination? They have no clue.

"Captain, GET BACK ON YOUR SHIP".
“Integrity has no need of rules.”

-Albert Camus

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Post by Pigeon » Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:56 pm

He was hanging with the pretty women in the bar right before the wreck. I would bet there was coke to be had in the place. Some gal probably got it on him. Turned out to be a fun cruise, didn't it.

This is your ship - this is your ship on drugs. :)

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Post by Pana » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:06 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Famous one liners to go down in history: "I fell into the rescue boat"

"CAPTAIN, GEt back on your ship. What, what, what? You want to go home? Is that it. Captain, get back on your ship. That is an order.:

Someone ought to give that coast guard guy a medal. What a man he was. What a coward the captain was.

Huuummmphhh, Cocoaine in his hair and a blond on his arm. And nothing between his legs.
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Re: 'It was like in Titanic': Luxury cruise ship runs agroun

Post by Pigeon » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:14 pm

Cocoaine in his hair and a blond on his arm. And nothing between his legs.
priceless...

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