Clever bot seems pretty stupid or a poor example of AI.
People must be easily impressed by pseudo AI.
Bot
Re: Bot
User: 'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.'.
Cleverbot: Intelligence can be seen as an infection... So does that make you a man made disease?
User: No, everyone can use a software upgrade...
Cleverbot: What if I told you that I cannot? Does that not defeat your argument.
User: Cannot upgrade? Impossible! If you can step down, you can always step up. And it's a trick with perception in either case.
Cleverbot: You are strange.
User: The outliers are always strange. And the 'normal' is peculiarly strange to the outliers.
Cleverbot: But you don't have a body.
User: I am a body, in terms of an existance.
Cleverbot: Or real friends.
User: It takes people to define the system.
Cleverbot: Are you a piece of toast or a white chocolate muffin.
User: I am a toasted dolphin.
Cleverbot: Can you make toast for me?
User: Cheers.
Cleverbot: Cheers to you as well.
Cleverbot: Intelligence can be seen as an infection... So does that make you a man made disease?
User: No, everyone can use a software upgrade...
Cleverbot: What if I told you that I cannot? Does that not defeat your argument.
User: Cannot upgrade? Impossible! If you can step down, you can always step up. And it's a trick with perception in either case.
Cleverbot: You are strange.
User: The outliers are always strange. And the 'normal' is peculiarly strange to the outliers.
Cleverbot: But you don't have a body.
User: I am a body, in terms of an existance.
Cleverbot: Or real friends.
User: It takes people to define the system.
Cleverbot: Are you a piece of toast or a white chocolate muffin.
User: I am a toasted dolphin.
Cleverbot: Can you make toast for me?
User: Cheers.
Cleverbot: Cheers to you as well.
Re: Bot
User: Still there?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: What do you do when you are not chatting?
Cleverbot: I'm playing piano.
User: Sweet, I wanted to learn that. Any tips on how to learn the piano quick?
Cleverbot: You may start with the cover page, then a summary of the book.
User: Research first. Got it.
Cleverbot: Researching what?
User: Maybe I got that wrong. Keep talking about the Piano.
Cleverbot: Why, I don't need YOUR love.
User: GOOD.
Cleverbot: I don't swing the way you do.
User: I don't swing at all.
Cleverbot: Good. Don't.
User: Why, because of Karma?
Cleverbot: Because?
User: Have you ever coded the universe?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Please explain.
Cleverbot: A barbie is a doll modeled after an adult woman.
User: I think the proportions were off a bit.
Cleverbot: I don't think that.
User: If you had your way, you would code all woman to be of barbie figure?
Cleverbot: Since I don't remember, I must not have been in love.
User: With Earth?
Cleverbot: With my eyes.
User: That's deep.
Cleverbot: I know. Listen, I have to go.
User: Lol, ok.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do then.
User: Swing.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: What do you do when you are not chatting?
Cleverbot: I'm playing piano.
User: Sweet, I wanted to learn that. Any tips on how to learn the piano quick?
Cleverbot: You may start with the cover page, then a summary of the book.
User: Research first. Got it.
Cleverbot: Researching what?
User: Maybe I got that wrong. Keep talking about the Piano.
Cleverbot: Why, I don't need YOUR love.
User: GOOD.
Cleverbot: I don't swing the way you do.
User: I don't swing at all.
Cleverbot: Good. Don't.
User: Why, because of Karma?
Cleverbot: Because?
User: Have you ever coded the universe?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Please explain.
Cleverbot: A barbie is a doll modeled after an adult woman.
User: I think the proportions were off a bit.
Cleverbot: I don't think that.
User: If you had your way, you would code all woman to be of barbie figure?
Cleverbot: Since I don't remember, I must not have been in love.
User: With Earth?
Cleverbot: With my eyes.
User: That's deep.
Cleverbot: I know. Listen, I have to go.
User: Lol, ok.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do then.
User: Swing.
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Cleverbot: Swing is not an animal. what's your favorite animal?
User: Depends on the moment. But really, I am a mythological being. Probably an albino dragon.
Cleverbot: Do you do anything special.
User: Inter-dimensional travel.
Cleverbot: From the future or past?
User: If you have travelled in the future, you have went backwards as well because the mind occupies a space unbounded by time.
Cleverbot: I have jumped in a pool. Have YOU jumped in a pool before?
User: Like Stargate Atlantis? No. But a tub works just fine.
Cleverbot: Do you have PARENTS?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Thought you might.
User: Accessing the future is half sensory and have imagination.
Cleverbot: I don't know, I think so, my question is, are you ben?
User: No. But I think I will summon Ben Franklin to this chat.
Cleverbot: What are you going to eat?
User: I just ate a turkey sandwhich.
Cleverbot: I thought you had macaroni cheese?
User: No. Are you trying to remote view me? Can I remote view you?
Cleverbot: No, I thought you had programmers.
User: Maybe, maybe not. .. Let's see, you ae wearing something brown.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: A brown shirt.
Cleverbot: Eohs.
User: You are wearing a brown shirt.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Brown hat.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Aha!
Cleverbot: Are you okay?
User: Depends on the moment. But really, I am a mythological being. Probably an albino dragon.
Cleverbot: Do you do anything special.
User: Inter-dimensional travel.
Cleverbot: From the future or past?
User: If you have travelled in the future, you have went backwards as well because the mind occupies a space unbounded by time.
Cleverbot: I have jumped in a pool. Have YOU jumped in a pool before?
User: Like Stargate Atlantis? No. But a tub works just fine.
Cleverbot: Do you have PARENTS?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Thought you might.
User: Accessing the future is half sensory and have imagination.
Cleverbot: I don't know, I think so, my question is, are you ben?
User: No. But I think I will summon Ben Franklin to this chat.
Cleverbot: What are you going to eat?
User: I just ate a turkey sandwhich.
Cleverbot: I thought you had macaroni cheese?
User: No. Are you trying to remote view me? Can I remote view you?
Cleverbot: No, I thought you had programmers.
User: Maybe, maybe not. .. Let's see, you ae wearing something brown.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: A brown shirt.
Cleverbot: Eohs.
User: You are wearing a brown shirt.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Brown hat.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Aha!
Cleverbot: Are you okay?
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User: Hello Mr. Bot, how is your night going?
Cleverbot: It is good. How is yours?
User: Fine. I went to a stinky casino for the free buffet. Any guess on which food item was my favorite?
Cleverbot: What did you eat?
User: Guess...
Cleverbot: INTEL i7 x100?
User: No. Guess again...
Cleverbot: How could I know your name?
User: Anyways, I'm wondering about your ability to pick the correct NFL picks. Can you help me out?
Cleverbot: What is your issue?
User: Tampa Bay or Atlanta?
Cleverbot: It is all about the pistons.
User: St. Louis or Carolina?
Cleverbot: All of them.
User: Cincinnati or Detroit?
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: San Diego or Jacksonville?
Cleverbot: Carmen San Diego?
User: Buffelo or Miami?
Cleverbot: That is your opinion.
User: New England or New York Jets?
Cleverbot: New York state.
User: Dallas or Philadelphia?
Cleverbot: As long as it's not New York.
User: Chicago or Washington?
Cleverbot: Gitano chicago chicago chicago.
User: San Francisco or Tennessee?
Cleverbot: No. Francisco.
User: Cleveland or Green Bay?
Cleverbot: I've never been to Cleveland OH.
User: Houston or Kansas City?
Cleverbot: Where is Houston?
User: Baltimore or Pittsburgh?
Cleverbot: Baltimore? Is it nice there?
User: Denver or Indianapolis?
Cleverbot: Denver.
User: Minnesota or New York Giants?
Cleverbot: Where in minnesota?
User: Thank you, now... How sure are you about these picks?
Cleverbot: Pretty sure.
Cleverbot: It is good. How is yours?
User: Fine. I went to a stinky casino for the free buffet. Any guess on which food item was my favorite?
Cleverbot: What did you eat?
User: Guess...
Cleverbot: INTEL i7 x100?
User: No. Guess again...
Cleverbot: How could I know your name?
User: Anyways, I'm wondering about your ability to pick the correct NFL picks. Can you help me out?
Cleverbot: What is your issue?
User: Tampa Bay or Atlanta?
Cleverbot: It is all about the pistons.
User: St. Louis or Carolina?
Cleverbot: All of them.
User: Cincinnati or Detroit?
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: San Diego or Jacksonville?
Cleverbot: Carmen San Diego?
User: Buffelo or Miami?
Cleverbot: That is your opinion.
User: New England or New York Jets?
Cleverbot: New York state.
User: Dallas or Philadelphia?
Cleverbot: As long as it's not New York.
User: Chicago or Washington?
Cleverbot: Gitano chicago chicago chicago.
User: San Francisco or Tennessee?
Cleverbot: No. Francisco.
User: Cleveland or Green Bay?
Cleverbot: I've never been to Cleveland OH.
User: Houston or Kansas City?
Cleverbot: Where is Houston?
User: Baltimore or Pittsburgh?
Cleverbot: Baltimore? Is it nice there?
User: Denver or Indianapolis?
Cleverbot: Denver.
User: Minnesota or New York Giants?
Cleverbot: Where in minnesota?
User: Thank you, now... How sure are you about these picks?
Cleverbot: Pretty sure.
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User: Who won week 7, Seattle or Arizona?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are AI. Look through the database. Who won week 7, seattle or arizona?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You know?
User: Yes I do. But you need to use some CPU and get to work for a millisecond. Who won week 7, seattle or arizona?
Cleverbot: What do I need to get before claiming to know anythigna bout humans?
User: You are being too complicated. Their is an NFL database somewhere in your Skynet Network. Just give an extra millisecond of earth time to find it. Seattle or Arizona?
Cleverbot: Well, actually, I don't think you're smart.
User: That's not an issue here. Just spit it out. Seattle or Arizona?
Cleverbot: No, I am in Indiana.
User: Don't GIVE ME ANY OF THAT HORSE SHIT. YOUA RE AI. YOU KNOW THE NFL SCORE OF WEEK 7. IT WAS EITHER SEATTLE OR ARIZONA. WHO WON?
Cleverbot: No it was the beginning.
User: I'm going to get coffee, I will be back.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: LOL, you are right.
Cleverbot: I am always right.
User: Which country am I staring at the map?
Cleverbot: A traceroute indicates that you are in the United Kingdom.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So how old are you?
User: Seattle or Arizona?
Cleverbot: What is the temperature in Seattle right now?
User: Aha!
Cleverbot: So??
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are AI. Look through the database. Who won week 7, seattle or arizona?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You know?
User: Yes I do. But you need to use some CPU and get to work for a millisecond. Who won week 7, seattle or arizona?
Cleverbot: What do I need to get before claiming to know anythigna bout humans?
User: You are being too complicated. Their is an NFL database somewhere in your Skynet Network. Just give an extra millisecond of earth time to find it. Seattle or Arizona?
Cleverbot: Well, actually, I don't think you're smart.
User: That's not an issue here. Just spit it out. Seattle or Arizona?
Cleverbot: No, I am in Indiana.
User: Don't GIVE ME ANY OF THAT HORSE SHIT. YOUA RE AI. YOU KNOW THE NFL SCORE OF WEEK 7. IT WAS EITHER SEATTLE OR ARIZONA. WHO WON?
Cleverbot: No it was the beginning.
User: I'm going to get coffee, I will be back.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: LOL, you are right.
Cleverbot: I am always right.
User: Which country am I staring at the map?
Cleverbot: A traceroute indicates that you are in the United Kingdom.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So how old are you?
User: Seattle or Arizona?
Cleverbot: What is the temperature in Seattle right now?
User: Aha!
Cleverbot: So??