Leaked -After months of rumors and rabid speculation, Lucasfilm has finally announced the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII. The cast, which combines Star Wars veterans with plenty of new faces, includes Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, and Mark Hamill as well as Attack the Block star John Boyega, Girls‘ Adam Driver, and even motion-capture master Andy Serkis. (Other returning performers from the original trilogy include Peter Mayhew [Chewbacca], Anthony Daniels [C-3PO], and Kenny Baker [R2-D2].)
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Han Solo currently smuggles Co Enzyme Q10.
Millenium Falcon cannot qualify for the Kessel Run.
Luke Skywalker owns a flesh saber.
Princess Leia currently promotes weight loss programs.
R2D2 only works as a vacuum cleaner- drone wars created part shortage.
C-3PO married "unknown" male robot.