and saying it was meteor proof -Selling point.Pigeon wrote:Watch some con man sell them the planet for some space rocks and a robot.
UFO vs missiles
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I think it will be a secret meeting in Bangkok
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Solid planet, might lose a few dinosaurs, but barely scratches the paint. Less than 5 billion years on it.
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After the meeting, the first engineer was referred to as "Bangkok Klaatu" for years.
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Throw in a moon for free?Pigeon wrote:Solid planet, might lose a few dinosaurs, but barely scratches the paint. Less than 5 billion years on it.
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Sure. Don't expect us to clean up the satellite mess.
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Alien Resume:
Planet Administrator
Species creation and extinction
Experienced in creating religions
Resolving planetary anomalies
Fast/Slow evolution strategies
Solar Event DDOS mitigation
Lunar development for hydroelectric systems
Planet Administrator
Species creation and extinction
Experienced in creating religions
Resolving planetary anomalies
Fast/Slow evolution strategies
Solar Event DDOS mitigation
Lunar development for hydroelectric systems
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One tried to paint them black to hide in space. Any self respecting planet buyer carries a thermo scanner.Pigeon wrote:Sure. Don't expect us to clean up the satellite mess.
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Impressive resume.Royal wrote:Alien Resume:
Planet Administrator
Species creation and extinction
Experienced in creating religions
Resolving planetary anomalies
Fast/Slow evolution strategies
Solar Event DDOS mitigation
Lunar development for hydroelectric systems
But you are over qualified for this position. (Read you might shake up a good thing we have going)
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Klaatu, don't worry, we'll let the Eridani pirates scrape the satellites.