What's not reported .

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Thread intended to get insights into the UFO and abduction phenomenon by collection of what's not reported in humorous or non-humorous statements.


UFO/UAP phenomenon
-No reports of attached large exhaust to the craft to be cool
-No reports of booms from breaking the speed of sound
-No advertisements or artwork (ex. Nike, Mountain Dew, Cheetah's strip club)

Alien Phenom
-No reports of laughter or excitement from aliens (ex. "this spaceship is pretty sick right?")
-No reports of aliens being apologetic (ex. "I'm so sorry about what going to happen next", "looks like I can only drop you off 100 miles naked from your abduction spot... sorry, this is not uber!")
-No reports of fashion (ex. hats, necklaces, bracelets, spandex pants)

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Alien Phenom
-No reports of aliens trying to beg or ask something for free (ex. hey man, can I get a few bars of gold mannnn, I just need to fill up on element 115 so I can get back to the other dimension mannn)
-No reports of regrettable looking tattoos

UFO Phenom
-No reported loud music or parties heard or observed on the craft

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-No reports of complaints over excessive vehicle extended warranty communications.
(Note: Does not imply that any warranty purchase have not been made)

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-No reports of visual assistance tools (ex. flashlights, reading glasses, night vision, binoculars that hang around the neck)

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-No reports of aliens sniffing their abductees

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-Never hear any reporting on footwear. Might explain lack of visits to Footlocker and Payless.

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-No reports of them telepathically doing casual chit chat about the weather, or even space weather

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No reports of motivational speeches, inspirational quotes, to improve the abductees life.
No reports of critique on their behaviors with others.

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-No reports of them telepathically doing casual chit chat about the weather, or even space weather

*tropical storm goes straight to city.