Toasted Dolphin

Most ministers don't know how to read.

People think they are buying the stairway to heaven.

That's the main thrust of my stoopid Sunday School class. I missed it last week because my son in law came bye to borrow a car. When I reached into my pocket for the keys the lights in my brain went out. He caught me just before I almost tumbled into a laundry basket full of cats. It was a good catch. He told me later that my eyes glazed over and it freaked him out. In any case, I missed the class. Next week I'm gonna tell the story of the camel come hell or high water. My eyes are sure to glaze over again.

lkwalker wrote:That's the main thrust of my stoopid Sunday School class. I missed it last week because my son in law came bye to borrow a car. When I reached into my pocket for the keys the lights in my brain went out. He caught me just before I almost tumbled into a laundry basket full of cats. It was a good catch. He told me later that my eyes glazed over and it freaked him out. In any case, I missed the class. Next week I'm gonna tell the story of the camel come hell or high water. My eyes are sure to glaze over again.

HUH?! What happened to you, man? Is that something that's happened to you before?

Getting old

You're still good, though.

If you croak Mr Walker, I'll never forgive you.

Dr Exile wrote:If you croak Mr Walker, I'll never forgive you.

I won't forgive him either. I love the annoying bastard.