Toasted Dolphin

Wow, this sucks.

Sorry to hear about Zoe. You are so fortunate that you and Ash didn't eat that bread first. It's hard losing a pet. Very sorry to hear about this. What are the chances?

God damn dog. I put her corpse in the kitchen trash can. Then I made dinner and bought roses. I thought I'd break it easy. Ash walks in the kitchen and Zoe pokes her head out of the trash can with her silly rat dog grin and said "werf!" Ash scolded her and gave her a swat, "Zoe, how many times do I have to tell you not to get in the trash!" swat.

I looked in the trash can, damn dog ate the entire loaf.

Ash is still wondering why I cooked dinner.

You brat................ that is a nasty joke!!!!!!!!!!!

There was a small part of me that thought you might be the worlds dumbest outdoorsman (after consulting wiki)

I have to agree he is the worlds dumbest outdoors man and a BRAT!!!!!

He gave up on the bread after finding out, thank GOD, that the lichen that he collected is indeed the Wolf Lichen. I am glad that he did his research and am sorry for poor Zoe in the trash can!!! Hey but he did fix dinner and it was indeed very good!

See what I have to put up with he is always trying to come up with some great idea on how to rid his life of the little dog.
better known to him as the rat dog, and she just loves him soooooo much. I don't know if i should trust him with her when i go to Denver next week? that is my quandary!!

Poor you Ash! I'd take the dog with you for sure!

I hope he cleaned the kitchen after cooking at least.

Our new neighbor has a pit bull. Bruhahahaha!

Dr Exile wrote:Our new neighbor has a pit bull. Bruhahahaha!

Does it like wild spoor sourdough bread?

No I get to clean up.... and no you can not throw her over the fence!

Are you sure it's a pit bull and not a poisonous mushroom or small child?