Jack Boots Imprison Nice Guy for Feeding Tweetybirds

Post by **Dr Exile** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:01 am

Uzi wielding Jack Booted Thugs in ninja costumes raided the business of nice guy Charles Douglas for the crime of feeding tweetybirds.

After spraying the office with gunfire, terrorizing the secretary, stealing the computers, and killing the office cat, they beat Charles and hauled him away in chains. The tweetybirds were then slaughtered with fully automatic ten gauge Gatling shot guns.

The local airport was saved for democracy.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me ... 6029.story