Programmed acorns. The final frontier.

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Programmed acorns. The final frontier.

Post by lkwalker » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:15 pm

In the future, houses will be grown from genetically engineered seeds the size of chicken eggs. They will produce edible foliage and recycle wastes. Fifty years away.
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Re: Programmed acorns. The final frontier.

Post by Egg » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:16 pm

Can you pick the flavor?


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Re: Programmed acorns. The final frontier.

Post by lkwalker » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:19 pm

Not just that but you can pick a style. Symbiosis Technologies, Inc. (a wholly owned subsidiary of BENewsCorps™) will be selling them for less then ten bucks starting next week. Tudors and Queen Annes are currently on backorder.
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Re: Programmed acorns. The final frontier.

Post by lkwalker » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:24 pm

The ten dollar kit will come with a garden spade and a watering can. The growth process for a two bedroom ranch takes 12 weeks from germination. Builders are gonna be majorleague pissed. But fuckem.
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Re: Programmed acorns. The final frontier.

Post by Dr Exile » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:24 pm

Monsanto want's to buy you out.
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Re: Programmed acorns. The final frontier.

Post by lkwalker » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:26 pm

Have their people talk to my people this afternoon, thanks.
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Re: Programmed acorns. The final frontier.

Post by Dr Exile » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:29 pm

OK, but I get a cut.
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Re: Programmed acorns. The final frontier.

Post by lkwalker » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:34 pm

Your free kit is in the mail.
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Re: Programmed acorns. The final frontier.

Post by lkwalker » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:36 pm

By the way- how's your zipulator patent infringement case against Boeing going?
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Re: Programmed acorns. The final frontier.

Post by Dr Exile » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:59 pm

Smooth as butter, I gave them an anal probe with a lie detector built in, Just wait till they get to the stand!
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