INSPIRATION

[Egg]

Yup!!! I love me some ass. It's so beautiful and comforting.

[lkwalker]

A more perfect creation than a woman's ass is hard to imagine. Maybe a really good eggplant parmesan with marinara... but that's about it.

[Egg]

Nah, just put a little red sauce on her heiny and that eggplant's beat.

[Egg]

How long did you learn with him for?

Were you in China? I think you mentioned something before but I forget.

Around a year and a half. I went quite a bit during that time. He has a school in Manhattan. That's where I took it.

Never been more healthy in my life. Although, that's not a big thing if you see how I've lived a lot of my life. HA!!!!

[lkwalker]

I'm talking combination number three on the menu.

[Egg]

I'm talking combination number three on the menu.

Hahahaahahaha! Don't laugh. There was an article years back when Asian tattoos were a big fad. Apparently, people were getting symbols they thought meant freedom or strength or some bullshit and actually said General Tso's Chicken and Moo Goo Gai Pan.

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lkwalker]

General Tso's Chicken sucks.

[lkwalker]

"The Key to Chinese Cooking" by Irene Kuo. Steal that book.

[TraumaT]

"The Key to Chinese Cooking" by Irene Kuo. Steal that book.

Yeah, right.

[lkwalker]

It's a wonderful book. So fuck off.