Don't have to diddle...JUST EAT!

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Pana
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Don't have to diddle...JUST EAT!

Post by Pana » Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:09 pm

Uh, this is probably one of the most weird things I've heard. At least for today.

Kind of grosses me out, too.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -life.html
“Integrity has no need of rules.”

-Albert Camus

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Post by TraumaT » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:06 pm

Pana wrote:Uh, this is probably one of the most weird things I've heard. At least for today.

Kind of grosses me out, too.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -life.html
Yeah, that thing is just creepy. But the world of sexual fetishes.... Holy Thor, there are some nutjobs out there!

:shock:

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Re: Don't have to diddle...JUST EAT!

Post by Dr Exile » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:40 pm

Note to self, don't click on Lex or Pana's links.
Credo quia absurdum.

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Re: Don't have to diddle...JUST EAT!

Post by Royal » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:58 pm

oh yeah baby, keep eating my pecan pie.

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Post by Royal » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:01 am

put these nuts in your mouth

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Re: Don't have to diddle...JUST EAT!

Post by Royal » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:04 am

I give good bread

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Post by Royal » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:06 am

Hot doggy style

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Post by Royal » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:17 am

erotic
eating
entropy

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Post by Pana » Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:51 am

eeeeewwwwwww.

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Obesity weirds me out. I mean, beyond the glandular problem thingy.
But bigger than that (haha!) are the people who get turned on by it.
That guy who sent her a credit card and said buy Pizza! buy Chinese Food! Get fat!

Really...what the hell is all that about?

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PS - Royal? You stitched me up with the one liners. :rofl:
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Re: Don't have to diddle...JUST EAT!

Post by Royal » Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:36 am

I disagree.

Have you ever had the joy, to tongue kiss of what can only be, the female version of jabba the hut.
To be provided the protection against winter, found in the warm meat flaps of a cantaloupe filled woman.
To see grown men disappear into her shadow, and come out back into the light with the tales of missing time, fairies, and dwarves.
The beauty occurs with each turkey she chugs down, her sweatpants expanding like a hot air balloon.
One day she will have enough inertia to break earth's gravity, to join the gaseous celestial bodies along side jupiter and saturn, where she may turn to earth for her final dish. Oh the beauty of it all.

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