Toasted Dolphin

I paid a little trip to deepest darkest Africa and met Tarzan the other day.

I asked about Boy, and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city, got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol, and the only times he heard from him was when he was in trouble or needed something.

I asked about Cheeta, he beamed, showed me a picture and said she was doing good. She married a lawyer, had gotten some plastic surgery, and now lived in the White House.

Disgusting and unfunny.

Sometimes I can't help myself.

I've got this very infectious and deadly disease, called humanitis.

Dr Exile wrote:Sometimes I can't help myself.

I know.

Dr Exile wrote:I paid a little trip to deepest darkest Africa and met Tarzan the other day.

I asked about Boy, and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city, got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol, and the only times he heard from him was when he was in trouble or needed something.

I asked about Cheeta, he beamed, showed me a picture and said she was doing good. She married a lawyer, had gotten some plastic surgery, and now lived in the White House.

or perhaps

What the hell, have both.