DHS Is On It's Toes
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:34 pm
Idiots.
Two British tourists were flagged by the Department of Siegheil Security because they "Tweeted" that they were going to Party, and made a joke from a "Family Guy" cartoon.
The fat ladies in spandex mistook British slang for a terrorist threat. The kids tweeted that they were going to "destroy America", generation Y slang for party hearty, and made reference to a cartoon gag about digging up Marilyn Monroe's grave.
The brain surgeons then looked through the kids bags for spades! The kids were stuffed in holding sells with tattooed Mexican drug smugglers for twelve hours, then deported.
Meanwhile, the American tourist trade tanks.
Two British tourists were flagged by the Department of Siegheil Security because they "Tweeted" that they were going to Party, and made a joke from a "Family Guy" cartoon.
The fat ladies in spandex mistook British slang for a terrorist threat. The kids tweeted that they were going to "destroy America", generation Y slang for party hearty, and made reference to a cartoon gag about digging up Marilyn Monroe's grave.
The brain surgeons then looked through the kids bags for spades! The kids were stuffed in holding sells with tattooed Mexican drug smugglers for twelve hours, then deported.
Meanwhile, the American tourist trade tanks.