Dictators . North Korea . Religion (Translators of God)

[Pigeon]

News is reporting rumors of him in serious condition.

[Pigeon]

My Korea is over
-Kim Jung Um

[Royal]

Why are you posting without Riff Raff videos?

[Pigeon]

CaptainOverthinker

In North Korea, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, chairman need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Chairman die! North Korea very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill chairman on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

[Pigeon]

It is a world of social media, what did you expect.

[Pigeon]

Trump and Kim could never play golf together since both would have to win.

Kim: We play 18 holes, I score 17 and trump score 20.

How do you have less strokes then holes?

I get two holes in one on one shot.

[Pigeon]

Got your bunker ready?

NK blew up the building where talks with SK are held.

Kim's sister is talking trash now.

Must be go time for insanity.

[Royal]

It's his sister trying to make a leadership statement. I give it 10/10 style points and popped a boner when i found out she did it.

Woman with attitude are hot.

[Pigeon]

Until she kills you. But then you die with a smile.

[Royal]

Until she kills you. But then you die with a smile.

I'm going to be the first non Korean ruler of the Korea's because I got her pregnant.