Phrase of the day

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Royal » Sat Jun 13, 2020 1:13 am

They are throwing rocks from their trash house.

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Pigeon » Sat Jun 13, 2020 12:37 pm

He said he was a UFC fighter from California.

Police are searching for a shooter who opened fire after he was denied entry into a bar in San Antonio.

The shooter said, "'don't you know who I am? I'm a UFC fighter from California,'" according to McManus. He said the suspect went back to his car, grabbed "a long rifle" then walked back across the street and opened fire outside the bar.

UFC using guns now? Very elite.

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Pigeon » Wed Jun 17, 2020 1:31 pm

His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10

A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars", says the old man.

The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.

As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, "Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing."

The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, "People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business..."


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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Royal » Thu Jun 18, 2020 3:54 am

Pigeon wrote:

His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10

A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars", says the old man.

The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.

As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, "Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing."

The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, "People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business..."

Same goes for any red tagged item. "it was a deal", "I got it on sale"

Sure you did.

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Pigeon » Sat Jun 20, 2020 5:39 pm

When a computer asks "are you a robot", maybe he just wants to find his family.

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Pigeon » Mon Jun 22, 2020 1:53 pm

Confederate flag with 'Defund NASCAR' banner flies over Talladega

I don't think the fans know how it works.

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Pigeon » Mon Jun 22, 2020 7:13 pm

Sustainable wild cod

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Pigeon » Wed Jun 24, 2020 4:59 pm

Image

lol

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Pigeon » Wed Jun 24, 2020 5:01 pm

Xanfar38

I got banned from r/videos Ive never posted anything there.

You'll post someday, hence the ban. :)

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