Toasted Dolphin

There ain't no Coup de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box

Research shows, that if we don't put on pants to start the day, we put on ear buds.

For every Christmas tree lit before Thanksgiving, an elf drowns a baby reindeer

- some internet user

Ciancia

I was a navigator on Alcubierre ships until I took an arrow in the knee. Everyone knew General Electro photon turrets were not worth their mass in Eridani duck feet.

Rumor is they are interviewing Eridani misfits for the head coach position. If they can make silk out of duck feet, the superbowl is a cake walk.

Well, there's your problem

Awesome Christmas Card Ideas

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"The Zen priest Eisai first wrote of the health benefits of green tea in 1191. Eight centuries later, some researchers think he was on to something." -Tazo Tea bottle.