Toasted Dolphin

Pigeon wrote:Watch some con man sell them the planet for some space rocks and a robot.

and saying it was meteor proof -Selling point.

I think it will be a secret meeting in Bangkok

Solid planet, might lose a few dinosaurs, but barely scratches the paint. Less than 5 billion years on it.

After the meeting, the first engineer was referred to as "Bangkok Klaatu" for years.

Pigeon wrote:Solid planet, might lose a few dinosaurs, but barely scratches the paint. Less than 5 billion years on it.

Throw in a moon for free?

Sure. Don't expect us to clean up the satellite mess.

Alien Resume:

Planet Administrator
Species creation and extinction
Experienced in creating religions
Resolving planetary anomalies
Fast/Slow evolution strategies
Solar Event DDOS mitigation
Lunar development for hydroelectric systems

Pigeon wrote:Sure. Don't expect us to clean up the satellite mess.

One tried to paint them black to hide in space. Any self respecting planet buyer carries a thermo scanner.

Royal wrote:Alien Resume:

Planet Administrator
Species creation and extinction
Experienced in creating religions
Resolving planetary anomalies
Fast/Slow evolution strategies
Solar Event DDOS mitigation
Lunar development for hydroelectric systems

Impressive resume.

But you are over qualified for this position. (Read you might shake up a good thing we have going)

Klaatu, don't worry, we'll let the Eridani pirates scrape the satellites.