Toasted Dolphin

Today, at Fashion Valley Mall, I entered the Macy's bathroom.

Upon entry, a fresh wind of vomit hits my nostrils. It was thick in the air, much how fast food smells up a car on a hot sunny day.

Since it was day time, I assume someone had the flu, rather than alcohol poisoning or a vicious hangover.

I go into the only stall in the bathroom. There is only one urinal and one stall.

From the looks around the toilet area- the vomit scene had to be done here.

Not only was the stench of vomit stronger, but it had cleaning marks of an amateur janitor that didn't want to do a thorough job.

I lay the toilet seat paper down, and sit.

I start to think - The Ebola.

My mind starts to imagine tiny ebola worms on the bottom of my shoes. Tiny ebola worms on the toilet seats.

I look at the tile on the floor and noticed they missed a spot in cleaning.

The man, while he was vomiting, was spitting to the side on floor tile.

Thank God I placed my Starbucks cup in the far back corner of the stall.

Eventually, I do my business, and proceed to wash my hands thoroughly.

I then remind myself : "Don't touch the eye. The ebola loves entering through the eye"

A person enters the vomit filled bathroom chamber, and I throw away the paper towel in the stainless steel trash can, and leave without prayer.

If you have met a man named Euler Leadlow then you have meet a MIB.

Anyway, Mr Leadlow remarked to me that you may have stopped by the shoe store. Did you?

Yes. Inside Macy's,

The universe is much stranger than we imagine.

How long before people are seen wearing HazMat suits in public. Much like masks in the far East.

Pigeon wrote:How long before people are seen wearing HazMat suits in public. Much like masks in the far East.

Saw one in rush hour traffic Friday evening. He was Asian.

Asians always seem to be ahead of the curve. Probably too late to get into the suit sales business. Supplies locked up.

E-boli or Just gas?