I'm witness to the Royal Wedding!
I'm witness to the Royal Wedding!
very excited
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
Re: I'm witness to the Royal Wedding!
Yes. I've seen a snippet of the Royal wedding. There it was streaming live on the front page of my favorite news site! And what did I see?
First a chorus of earnest, combed and scrubbed young boys in lacy gowns (singing like little girls!) a complicated praise to Jesus and the Windsors
and the Wales and the lovely new marrieds. Oh my! And then the booming voice of the Anglican Pope ringing from a platform high above the worshipers..
I will quote a bit of his inspiring sanctimony word for word...
I'm truly inspired and full of joy... and praying for a wardrobe malfunction.
First a chorus of earnest, combed and scrubbed young boys in lacy gowns (singing like little girls!) a complicated praise to Jesus and the Windsors
and the Wales and the lovely new marrieds. Oh my! And then the booming voice of the Anglican Pope ringing from a platform high above the worshipers..
I will quote a bit of his inspiring sanctimony word for word...
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I'm truly inspired and full of joy... and praying for a wardrobe malfunction.
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
Re: I'm witness to the Royal Wedding!
- Small blurb on the 300 killed in Alabama
- No news on Libya
- No news on Japan Nuclear plants
- No news on Libya
- No news on Japan Nuclear plants
Re: I'm witness to the Royal Wedding!
Pray for a terrorist bombing of the terrorists.
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Re: I'm witness to the Royal Wedding!
I'm prayin' for rain. I'm prayin' for tidal waves. I wanna watch the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Wanna wash it all awayyyy.
Just not today because I'm too involved in the Kate and Willie wild XXX Satanic blood orgy DVD being made later tonight in the Vatican's basement.
I think Cog said he was attending that.
Just not today because I'm too involved in the Kate and Willie wild XXX Satanic blood orgy DVD being made later tonight in the Vatican's basement.
I think Cog said he was attending that.
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for they will see God.
Under the shadow of thy wings, Jehovah.
Under the shadow of thy wings, Jehovah.
Re: I'm witness to the Royal Wedding!
i hear ya. england should only liquify.
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
Re: I'm witness to the Royal Wedding!
If you eat the food there, your intestines will.lkwalker wrote:i hear ya. england should only liquify.
Re: I'm witness to the Royal Wedding!
they never have figured out that reptilians should subsist on seeds and offal. no crumpets and tea.
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
Re: I'm witness to the Royal Wedding!
When SHTF, have a ~Royal Wedding~Pam wrote: - Small blurb on the 300 killed in Alabama
- No news on Libya
- No news on Japan Nuclear plants
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Instant WWIIIPigeon wrote:Pray for a terrorist bombing of the terrorists.