2016 Rep Q and A
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 9:15 pm
First look at recent simulation memory dump
Simulation Memory Walker running
#aquire
Simulation #8839264896331
#describe
2016 Republican loaded question and answer
#verify
No single event upset found
#set datalog lulz.datalog
#set mod
mod>openMouth
We're ready.
[mental side channel]Let's screw with Thump first.
Mr. Thump, are you a Republican or a traitor?
mod>
#properties Thump
hasMoney=lots
buyPeople=true
ROI=required
tactLevel=10%
PCfactor=0%
#set Trump
Thump>openmouth
I've given every one on this stage money.
Hey Shristie, yeah I filed bankruptcy in NJ.
I'm a good bidness man.
Every one is going bankrupt in Atlantic City.
Thump>
#set Jed
Jed>openmouth
%unable to decode response
Jed>
#set Rubic
Rubic>openMouth
I am the son of poor immigrants.
Rubic>
#set Shristie
Shristie>openMouth
People don't need their 4th amendment rights.
Get those terrorists.
Shristie>
#set Band
Band>openMouth
Shristie is an idiot.
Hug Obama again.
Band>
#set Shristie
Shristie>openMouth
I hug for 9-11.
Shristie>
#set Crux
Crux>openMouth
I always tell the truth. I'll get out of bed with the lobbyists.
[mental side channel]Yeah, they will believe that one.
Crux>
#set Thump
Thump>openMouth
The trouble with the country is that it is too politically correct.
Country has money problems. I can fix it.
Thump>
#set random
random>find mouthpiece
We know what women want for rights and we will make those laws.
[mental side channel]The old broads still buy this one.
Let's make tax cuts for the rich.
We need more jobs, well, maybe in the USA.
Defund Planned Parenthood. Evil Obama.
Tear up the Iran deal.
We didn't get hostages in this Iran deal. Bad Obama.
Iran was afraid of Reagan and gave us hostages
?error - memory of history fault - continuing
Flat tax
[mental side channel]People like to hear it.
I am a bidness man following laws.
I am poor.
Me too.
Trump didn't give me money. Can I have some?
My state loses less money.
I created jobs in my state.
[mental side channel]Hope they believe it.
blah...blah...blah
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
random>
#release
#exit