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Re: Trump

Post by Royal » Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:10 am

FLAW JOYRIDING
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Re: Trump

Post by Pigeon » Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:33 am

The .TRUMP SLINGSHOT broke it's rubber band.

Talk about taking a machine gun to your foot.

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Re: Trump

Post by Royal » Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:41 am

That's what they got now.

I wonder what they prioritized for later.

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Re: Trump

Post by Pigeon » Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:50 am


To summarize for those who don't want to have to listen to the orange messiah's voice:

"This is who I am and I've never pretended to be something else. But for the sake of trying to save my candidacy, I've been advised to say the following: 11 years ago, I was a young immature 60 year old guy. I'm all grown up now. I swear."




Somebody pass me a kleenex, I'm all choked up with this sincere and humble apology.

*sniffle*

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That's a wrap

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Re: Trump

Post by Pigeon » Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:25 pm

Trump heads back out on the campaign trail with truckloads of DRIVEL SOFTENER to spray during his speeches.

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Re: Trump

Post by Pigeon » Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:54 pm

Donald has had some successful business ventures but his POUNDAGE BUSINESS has been a flop based on feedback from models and other women.

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Re: Trump

Post by Royal » Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:29 am

2nd book announced: RENDERING BUFFOONERY.

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Re: Trump

Post by Pigeon » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:05 pm

DNA traces him back to the Sniffulesgrabacrotchus

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