Royal
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by Royal » Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:10 am
FLAW JOYRIDING
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Royal
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by Royal » Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:14 am
VIDEO
Pigeon
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by Pigeon » Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:33 am
The .TRUMP SLINGSHOT broke it's rubber band.
Talk about taking a machine gun to your foot.
Royal
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by Royal » Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:41 am
That's what they got now.
I wonder what they prioritized for later.
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by Pigeon » Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:50 am
VIDEO
To summarize for those who don't want to have to listen to the orange messiah's voice:
"This is who I am and I've never pretended to be something else. But for the sake of trying to save my candidacy, I've been advised to say the following: 11 years ago, I was a young immature 60 year old guy. I'm all grown up now. I swear."
Somebody pass me a kleenex, I'm all choked up with this sincere and humble apology.
*sniffle*
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That's a wrap
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by Pigeon » Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:25 pm
Trump heads back out on the campaign trail with truckloads of DRIVEL SOFTENER to spray during his speeches.
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by Pigeon » Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:54 pm
Donald has had some successful business ventures but his POUNDAGE BUSINESS has been a flop based on feedback from models and other women.
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by Royal » Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:29 am
2nd book announced: RENDERING BUFFOONERY.
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by Pigeon » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:05 pm
DNA traces him back to the Sniffulesgrabacrotchus
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by Royal » Sat Oct 15, 2016 3:09 am
VIDEO