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Re: Trump

Post by Royal » Wed Sep 14, 2016 5:56 am

Trump won the republican nomination with SPEEDIER GIMMICKRY, if Hillary wants to win, she must consistently counter with ILLINOIS BOXING on his WIZENED INCONGRUITIES to strengthen her CHARACTER FABRIC. This will change public perspective as being part of the PLUSHY POLITICIANS. Every football fan can tell a good coach according to their intensity and choice for BOUT OBJECTING.

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Re: Trump

Post by Pigeon » Thu Sep 15, 2016 2:05 am

Sounds like a good plan.

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Re: Trump

Post by Pigeon » Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:25 pm

10 Things Trump Supporters Are Too Stupid To Realize

Donald Trump is amassing an army of Neanderthals who only pay enough attention to politics and current events to bitch about how much they hate Obama. If you’re a Trump supporter, then yes, I’m talking about you. You’re an idiot. In fact, it’s worse than that… you’re an idiot by choice.

Donald Trump is the worst kind of idiot there is: a dangerous one. He’s a short-fingered trust-fund baby with a comically absurd hairdo, hell-bent on becoming the president for personal gain, and he’s willing to say whatever stupid people want to hear in order to achieve that goal.

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He's a straight talker... :)

5. Donald Trump Speaks Like A Third-Grader.

Do you know why he’s appealing to stupid people? Because he speaks their language. When a bunch of researchers analyzed Trump’s speeches, they found that he uses small words and short sentences, and has the general vocabulary of a CHILD in the third-grade. Maybe the fact that he “talks plain” appeals to you, but shouldn’t a president be smarter than you? Don’t you want a leader who actually thinks? You know… a leader with a brain? A functional brain?

8. Trump Isn’t Actually Explaining His Positions.

He talks about how awesome America will be under his reign during his presidency, but he doesn’t really tell us how he’ll do any of this stuff. The only people who hate Donald Trump more than Democrats are Republicans, so he isn’t going to be able to broker these “fantastic deals” he keeps telling us about. And no, Mexico won’t pay for his wall, either. Why would they? Can you actually answer that question using factual information? No, you can’t, because that factual information doesn’t exist. Don’t buy the magic beans, dummies. They don’t do what you think they do.

9. No, Trump Won’t “Keep Us Safe.”

I keep hearing Trump supporters claim Trump will “keep us safe.” How exactly will he do that? I mean, he doesn’t detail his plans in any way (which we just covered a moment ago in #8… I know how prone you are to forgetting stuff). He just talks tough and acts tough, but what evidence is there of him being capable of thinking strategically and intellectually? What evidence is there that he can keep us out of wars, or prevent terror attacks from striking American soil? I mean, I play lots of video games… that probably makes me 3000% more qualified to “keep us safe” than Donald Trump is. Me… the guy who writes dick jokes (thanks, by the, to one Donald Trump’s high minded debate style) and other snark on the Internet for a living. I’m definitely not qualified to be president, either, before you ask. Do you people actually ask questions, or do you just take him at his word for no apparent reason whatsoever?


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Re: Trump

Post by Pigeon » Fri Sep 23, 2016 7:12 pm

That was funny. I doubt Trump people would get it.

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Re: Trump

Post by Pigeon » Sat Oct 01, 2016 6:59 pm

A 'sex tape' of his own! Trump is seen popping champagne in softcore porn video featuring twin Playboy models - just hours after he slammed beauty queen Alicia Machado for her 'disgusting' x-rated tape

Trump appeared in Playboy video in 2000 popping a bottle of champagne
He remains fulled clothed, but video includes naked women posing in sexual positions, touching themselves, and caressing each other
Video includes twin sisters Darlene and Carol Bernaola, who grew up in Peru before moving to Miami and spoke about Latin representation
Video resurfaced after Trump slammed Machado for being 'disgusting' on Twitter and mentioned her sex tape which does not appear to exist
Clinton mentioned Machado during the first presidential debate and dragged Trump for calling her 'Miss Piggy' and 'Miss Housekeeping'


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Re: Trump

Post by Royal » Mon Oct 03, 2016 3:46 am

That's really softcore.

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Re: Trump

Post by Royal » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:20 am

Kaine&Co was pretty good.

Highlights of the debate:

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Re: Trump

Post by Pigeon » Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:16 am

Funny. Wonder how much is scripted.

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