Madness again!

[Egg]

But while you're up, Indiee, can you get me a cold beer and a bag of chips? Thanks

[IndicusMaximus]

Is coffee and a biscuit good enough?

Do you have a reliable way for me to ship these items to you quite instantly? because tbh the biscuits will get stale and the coffee will get cold and if you don't like the way I milked and sugared it then you'll have to send it back, and that will take 1-3 business days each way...

[Egg]

Is coffee and a biscuit good enough?

Do you have a reliable way for me to ship these items to you quite instantly? because tbh the biscuits will get stale and the coffee will get cold and if you don't like the way I milked and sugared it then you'll have to send it back, and that will take 1-3 business days each way...

I'm fine with iced coffee. I like my coffee light and sweet, like you.

Fuck the biscuits, I'll get my own.

[Pam]

Is coffee and a biscuit good enough?

Do you have a reliable way for me to ship these items to you quite instantly? because tbh the biscuits will get stale and the coffee will get cold and if you don't like the way I milked and sugared it then you'll have to send it back, and that will take 1-3 business days each way...

I'm fine with iced coffee. I like my coffee light and sweet, like you.

Fuck the biscuits, I'll get my own.

The cream will curdle by the time it reaches you.... you should switch to dark and bitter

[Egg]

Hahaahahaahaa! I cannot stand plain coffee. Blagh...

[IndicusMaximus]

That's what Satan said.

Defiling coffee is a sin punishable by seven hail marys and two demerit points.

Now begin your punishment.

If you don't remember the hail mary, it goes like this:

Hail Mary, mother of The Lord, and she liked her coffee how she liked her men...

[IndicusMaximus]

Oh and not only do you have to drink coffee black, but you have to do so through a hole in a sheet.

[Egg]

Makes sense, she was close to Africa.

[IndicusMaximus]

hey egg...

Punjab

[Egg]

Vindaloo.