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Vault 7: CIA Hacking Tools Revealed

Vault7

Wow! but I see the resources citing Public sources so I don't know how secret this stuff is.






2015-04-27 19:48 [User #71473]:

How did we fail exactly? User #? filled it in. I see nothing at all wrong with what she put in there.

2014-12-18 13:18 [User #524297]:

your mission was to fill in your branch's "mission and vision statement", which obviously failed over a year ago!

2014-12-17 16:55 [User #1179925]:

I thought our vision was to accomplish the mission and our mission was to have a vision...

2013-06-20 17:47 [User #71473]:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to Trojan everything with anything on all OSes and evade detection by all PSPs all the time.

2013-06-20 15:27 [User #1179925]:


Our Mission: Impossible.

Our Vision: Avoiding visibility.

In a separate tweet, Wikileaks has just released the passphrase to decrypt the torrent file: RELEASE: CIA Vault 7 Year Zero decryption passphrase:

SplinterItIntoAThousandPiecesAndScatterItIntoTheWinds

It basically show most technology is compromised. The CIA has no issues in making others look responsible for their actions.

Basically what us "crazies" said was happening, is.

I want to be on that team. Specifically, project naming.

I utilized a super top secret open source tool called Operation Name Generator by some guy named HP.


Here are some examples:


CLITORAL INNOVATE

Manufacturing tiny microphones to infiltrate naked zones.


REPUGNANT MISCASTING

Hacking into hollywood casting databases to provide agents entry into thier projects.



DONJUAN WINE

Spearphishing campaign based on womans ideal man.




GOBLIN TRANSPARENT

A high speed trojan being developed. Continued from previous failed project from exploit on NFL.com site named HUMPED FOOTBALLS.



INTERCEPTS UNAROUSED

Pysop campaign involving the dissemination of unusually normal and boring sexual escapades of Worldwide Government figures.



ROTUND RIGHTNESS

Turning youtube sensation "Fat Francis" into a TD asset. He will be responsible for recruiting plus plus sized woman.

You have any tips for me to land the job?

Not so much landing as being recruited.

You are positioned well based on previous work. It has been noted.
Dew the Frank may have given you the extra exposure needed to garner attention of the critical people.
We'll drop some good words for you into the inner circle.

Who let Francis loose on his project before we enlarged the dock facilities?

Those ++'s are going to create one heck of a traffic jam. Get someone working on some off shore mooring.

Operations Mgmt thought once we enlarged the toilets and piping we were good to go.