I am Buddha III.

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Post by Egg » Thu May 05, 2011 7:00 pm

Buddha III, why are people such dickheads?

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Re: I am Buddha III.

Post by Royal » Thu May 05, 2011 7:10 pm

Egg wrote:Buddha III, why are people such dickheads?
How does one learn to see with their heart when it's covered in garbage.
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Post by Egg » Thu May 05, 2011 7:11 pm

Royal wrote:
Egg wrote:Buddha III, why are people such dickheads?
How does one learn to see with their heart when it's covered in garbage.
You're HIRED. I'll need 6 Zen Koans a day and 4 Noble Truths.

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Re: I am Buddha III.

Post by Royal » Thu May 05, 2011 7:23 pm

Egg wrote:
Royal wrote:
Egg wrote:Buddha III, why are people such dickheads?
How does one learn to see with their heart when it's covered in garbage.
You're HIRED. I'll need 6 Zen Koans a day and 4 Noble Truths.
How about I show you personal alchemy and you can have as much Zen Koans and Noble truths you want.
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Re: I am Buddha III.

Post by Egg » Thu May 05, 2011 7:31 pm

Royal wrote:
Egg wrote:
Royal wrote:
Egg wrote:Buddha III, why are people such dickheads?
How does one learn to see with their heart when it's covered in garbage.
You're HIRED. I'll need 6 Zen Koans a day and 4 Noble Truths.
How about I show you personal alchemy and you can have as much Zen Koans and Noble truths you want.
Teach me how to fish, Buddha-Jesus.

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Re: I am Buddha III.

Post by Royal » Thu May 05, 2011 7:41 pm

Egg wrote:
Royal wrote:
Egg wrote:
Royal wrote:
Egg wrote:Buddha III, why are people such dickheads?
How does one learn to see with their heart when it's covered in garbage.
You're HIRED. I'll need 6 Zen Koans a day and 4 Noble Truths.
How about I show you personal alchemy and you can have as much Zen Koans and Noble truths you want.
Teach me how to fish, Buddha-Jesus.











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Re: I am Buddha III.

Post by Egg » Thu May 05, 2011 7:43 pm

Royal wrote:
Egg wrote:
Royal wrote:
Egg wrote:
Royal wrote:
Egg wrote:Buddha III, why are people such dickheads?
How does one learn to see with their heart when it's covered in garbage.
You're HIRED. I'll need 6 Zen Koans a day and 4 Noble Truths.
How about I show you personal alchemy and you can have as much Zen Koans and Noble truths you want.
Teach me how to fish, Buddha-Jesus.

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Re: I am Buddha III.

Post by Royal » Thu May 05, 2011 7:46 pm

You're getting excited?
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Re: I am Buddha III.

Post by Egg » Thu May 05, 2011 7:47 pm

Royal wrote:You're getting excited?
No, it's all that water inside me. I need to hit the head!

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Re: I am Buddha III.

Post by IndicusMaximus » Thu May 05, 2011 7:56 pm

Royal... you are going to grow delusional with your ring of power.
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for they will see God.

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