No socks, please..?

[lkwalker]

Well a sock is sort of like a lamp. You can use it to read by or you can beat your old man over the head with it.

[Pam]

Well a sock is sort of like a lamp. You can use it to read by or you can beat your old man over the head with it.

Yah... and when I do my sons laundry I discover they have other uses as well

[Egg]

Well a sock is sort of like a lamp. You can use it to read by or you can beat your old man over the head with it.

Yah... and when I do my sons laundry I discover they have other uses as well

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You have to excuse him. Like Andrew Dice Clay once said,

"My mother had a fur coat that could stand on its own!"

"My mother told me the other night, 'Andrew, we're having liver for dinner tonight!'
'Thanks, ma, I already had it last night'"

[itai]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You have to excuse him. Like Andrew Dice Clay once said,

"My mother had a fur coat that could stand on its own!"

"My mother told me the other night, 'Andrew, we're having liver for dinner tonight!'
'Thanks, ma, I already had it last night'"

... i dont get it..

[lkwalker]

Me either. Maybe we're both dumb.

[Egg]

Pam said her son has other uses for socks. Dice was talking about the same thing.

Do I have to spell it out, ffs?

[TraumaT]

... i dont get it..

Be grateful for that...

[itai]

Me either. Maybe we're both dumb.

I was hoping for an explanation even though that always kills the joke entirely...
... but yea I think TT is right and I'm happy I don't. I never liked that comedian.

[Egg]

Wiping up the mess after masturbating with the socks. The fur coat stands on its own for the same reason. He "had" the liver the night before. HAHAAHAAHA!!!

Yeah, Dice went too far but he had some good ones for a while.

[Snow Crash]

A young Ray Winstone demonstrates an excellent alternative use for socks: