ONS-5

[Royal]

Remember when every major organization was being owned by a group called LulSec?

[Pigeon]

Hearing 'contact is McBoatFace' would send fear deep into my core. Rig for silent running.

[Pigeon]

Ah, LulSec, also known as the deep state.

Kaptain, contact is the LulSec. Bearing 210, 8,000 meters

[Royal]

*scratches chin, confirms paranoid thoughts....

[Royal]

Could you imagine the mindset of the people on the ONS-5 on that trip.



Briefing

There's these boats, they are underwater and mostly hidden armed with torpedos. Often called wolfpacks. They are merciless and have sunk an unknown number of ships.

Go out there and do your best.

[Pigeon]

A convey that should have been code named Dances with Wolves.

[Royal]

Rappers should mention WWII battles in their trap songs.


"i was dropping charges before they dropped my charges, life in the cold water, life by the seaside can feel like ONS-5"

[Royal]

Team is strong, klllin like pinky
Waters rough, Snowflakes gettin freaky
I see the scope in the water, they iz a sour krout
Tay get the Trap set- depth charges roll out

Monopoly, mind is submarine psychology
My Odyssey, tellin you get off of me
Get to port, we gonna get eat now
Get in my way, you will hear the sound
tick... tick... tick... blaow

[Pigeon]

The USS Spam - never fired upon nor targeted. No one wants deal with it.

[Pigeon]

I wonder if there were

Days like this