Chainsaw repair day

[Royal]

Had one day of training in the scouts. It was as exciting as manila folders.

[Pigeon]

I imagine not much use for you. Where I live, I make use of outdoor skills a lot.

[Royal]

When I say one day of training, I mean open-house event.

Being from suburbia, I wasn't impressed with the uniforms.

[Royal]

I imagine not much use for you. Where I live, I make use of outdoor skills a lot.

There cannot possibly be that many outdoor skills...

What is the list?

[Pigeon]

It's obvious I'm back with the human race.

"make use of outdoor skills a lot"

could be 2 things often
or
many things a few times

I guess it depend on a person considers an outdoor skill

axe
saws
rope and knots
ladder
shovel
cutting firewood
fires
mowing
hauling hay
fencing
wrangling livestock
...this list goes on...

[Royal]

Same type of words I use to describe a good Saturday night.

[Royal]

Do you have one of those Shepard dogs to wrangle livestock?

[Pigeon]

We have lazy guardian dogs.

[Royal]

*mean stare WOOF woof woo ... ahh fuck it

[Pigeon]

Along the line of "Let's just stop here and bark for a while".