Fear the Yandex

[Pigeon]

From somewhere out in web

what do i do?

i live in the united states and this yandex bot was visiting my site http://blahblahblah...

I heard its some russian company.

should I worry? is it a virus?

what do i do?

What a well informed person to be adding processing to the web. Yes, a virus is reading your web pages. Shutdown now.

[Royal]

Should fear the Yandex bot, it will manifest as a real Russian bitch in a few years.

[Pigeon]

When it is reading TD, it stays at a Trump hotel. It loves those trips to Merica.

[Royal]

I can almost see her fangs now.

[Pigeon]

I can almost see her fangs now.

Be PC.

Those are not fangs, they are can openers.

[Royal]

The owner of the website meets a woman named Yanna.
She raised her fang to the beer can, and chomped down.
The beer can made a crackled noise and she started to slurp the beer.
It was at this moment, he realized he was with the Yandex bot.

[Pigeon]

Dear Yanna

Thank you for a fangtastic time

Your friend Yandex

[Royal]

Now I'm confused.

[Pigeon]

It seems I was before you.

Yandex may have issues with self.

[Pigeon]

What do we have here:

Guest

IP: 5.255.250.130
Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; YandexBot/3.0; +http://yandex.com/bots)