Fear the Yandex

Post by **Royal** » Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:41 am

You summoned it.

Never speak its name.

Post by **Pigeon** » Tue Feb 26, 2019 2:07 pm

Yandex, Yandex, Yandex

It will put a hex on you.

Direct it to a blessed web page so it will wither and die.

if (page.blessed) die();

Post by **Pigeon** » Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:31 pm

Yandex has stopped by the site

Meet Yandex

Post by **Royal** » Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:27 am

Should have a trap for all crawlers and bots.

Post by **Pigeon** » Wed Feb 27, 2019 2:04 am

Recheck meet yandex

Had one for the Chinese crawler.

Post by **Royal** » Wed Feb 27, 2019 4:33 am

These rednecks went from shotguns to C++

Post by **Pigeon** » Wed Feb 27, 2019 5:25 am

Shotgun, a new programming language.

It has one statement: output

Post by **Royal** » Wed Feb 27, 2019 5:29 am

Hot damn.

Post by **Pigeon** » Wed Feb 27, 2019 5:47 am

And a few people still didn't pass the class.

Post by **Royal** » Wed Feb 27, 2019 5:53 am

Toasted Dolphin