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[Royal]

Other- Cultural

Trump wall rendered useless and waste of money as it could fund higher level surveillance of border.

[Pigeon]

Current administration requests fund for installing jammers on wall to slow down the movement into Mexico of stolen flying cars. Border car rental agencies lobby against it.

[Royal]

That's an interesting statement.

[Pigeon]

Flying cars have a mandatory feature that turns the outside color to pink and yellow polka dot when drugs are present in the vehicle. It will make border crossing faster by shortening search time.

Cartels are once again lobbying Congress to remove this requirement. They claim it will cut down on their profits and lower kick backs will follow. House votes next Tuesday.

[Royal]

You have another dose of reality to share?

[Pigeon]

I will once investigator Hopper checks in.

[Royal]

3) Laws & Safety - Keeping homes safe

Littering fines are quadrupled.

[Pigeon]

3) Laws & Safety - Keeping homes safe

Littering fines are quadrupled.

Double that fine for banana peels?

Finding a banana peel on the steps to one's house is certainly a safety issue.
- Judge Whopper

[Royal]

3) Laws & Safety - Keeping homes safe

Banana Ban

[Pigeon]

Illegal to have a banana bunch with more than 4 bananas.