Natalie Portman Dating Stories

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Natalie Portman Dating Stories

Post by Royal » Wed May 29, 2019 7:50 am

This thread is a tribute to Amkon's Jedi Miller and musician Moby for telling fake stories about dating Natalie Portman.




Moby's Story:

“I also fully recognize that it was truly inconsiderate of me to not let her know about her inclusion in the book beforehand, and equally inconsiderate for me to not fully respect her reaction.”
In his book “Then It Fell Apart,” Moby said he met Portman at one of his concerts when he was 33 and she was 20. He claimed the actress flirted with him in his dressing room and a relationship later blossomed.
“For a few weeks I had tried to be Natalie’s boyfriend, but it hadn’t worked out,” Moby wrote in the book released earlier this month. “I thought that I was going to have to tell her that my panic was too egregious for me to be in a real relationship, but one night on the phone she informed me that she’d met somebody else. I was relieved that I’d never have to tell her how damaged I was.”

Portman, however, saw things differently. The Oscar-winning actress said she was only 18 at the time she met Moby and described their encounter as “creepy.”

“I was surprised to hear that he characterized the very short time that I knew him as dating because my recollection is a much older man being creepy with me when I just had graduated high school,” she said in an interview with Harper’s Bazaar that was published Thursday.


Don't remember how Jedi told the story? Maybe on Youtube? If you can find it, post it.

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Re: Natalie Portman Dating Stories

Post by Pigeon » Fri May 31, 2019 5:46 pm

ToastedBot>

is it easy to get a date with Natalie Portman

You are invited to the Death Star

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Dating may not be a great idea.

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Re: Natalie Portman Dating Stories

Post by Pigeon » Fri May 31, 2019 5:49 pm

Second try, to be sure
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is it easy to get a date with Natalie Portman

Shakier than cafeteria Jell-O

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Re: Natalie Portman Dating Stories

Post by Pigeon » Fri May 31, 2019 6:06 pm


For a brief second in 2008, Natalie Portman also dated American-Venezuela singer-songwriter Devendra Banhart.

The glasses killed it.


Among other clothing issues.

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Here are more

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Re: Natalie Portman Dating Stories

Post by Royal » Sat Jun 01, 2019 1:03 am

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Will I date Natalie Portman?

Time travel requires a time token. Click it now.

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Re: Natalie Portman Dating Stories

Post by Royal » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:45 pm

I had sex with Natalie Portman on the top of Mt. Everest.

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Re: Natalie Portman Dating Stories

Post by Royal » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:46 pm

Excuse me, "made love"

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Re: Natalie Portman Dating Stories

Post by Pigeon » Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:51 am

Could it be

You may be losing your grip on the dreams of the past.

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Re: Natalie Portman Dating Stories

Post by Royal » Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:51 am

Pigeon wrote:Could it be

You may be losing your grip on the dreams of the past.
I don't know what you mean by this.

I thought this was a thread about Natalie Portman dating stories.

Not an intervention.

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Re: Natalie Portman Dating Stories

Post by Pigeon » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:40 pm

It is a line which was inside the mind of TDBot.

I believe she did a dating intervention on Moby.

I do not know who else she did.

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