Natalie to be female Thor

[Pigeon]

What about the rolls of fat?

I would suggest Twinkies.

[Royal]

Twinkies don't decompose that much inside the wrapper.

[Pigeon]

Those she consumes. Has she ever mentioned an eating disorder?

[Royal]

Extreme dieting is the Hollywood norm.

Vogue’s January cover girl, Natalie Portman, plays an anorexic ballerina in Black Swan. The intense dance and athletic training leading up to the filming — which got up to eight hours a day six months before shooting — left Portman in “constant pain,” she tells the magazine. Joan Juliet Buck writes, “Like most dancers, she survived on coffee and ibuprofen, and slept five hours a night.” But has she fully moved on from that stringent regime?
https://www.thecut.com/2010/12/natalie_ ... er_ea.html

[Pigeon]

Beyoncé reveals weight when she started her Coachella diet

[Royal]

Just the weight of her butt?

[Pigeon]

What is the unit of measure, pounds or booties?

[Royal]

What is the unit of measure, pounds or booties?

Natalie Portman weighs about two beyonce booties in black swan.

[Pigeon]

I would have thought 1 and 1/2. Glad I found out the truth.

[Royal]

I am here to tell you the BS the truth.