Natalie to be female Thor

Post by **Royal** » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:55 pm

While Portman is gaining muscle, I'm considering the Somali Pirate diet. Timeline shift.

Post by **Pigeon** » Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:59 pm

The Somali Pirate diet works well but does give the person the desire to chase cargo ships.

Post by **Royal** » Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:08 pm

Well in that case I will find a cargo ship containing self-respect.

Post by **Pigeon** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:27 am

I hear that some pirates are now into dim sum.

Post by **Royal** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:46 am

Don't make me do a Somali food joke.

Post by **Pigeon** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:52 am

Long John Silver's has always been a favorite of Somali pirates.

Post by **Royal** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:59 am

Thought it was Olive Garden.

Post by **Pigeon** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:01 am

It was until the Endless Bread Stick Incident of 2013.

Post by **Royal** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:08 am

The cooks and patrons threw bread sticks at each other for 6 months until Navy Seals showed up.

Post by **Pigeon** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:13 am

Those were some primo bread sticks to last through 6 months of throws. probably made with hard wheat.

Toasted Dolphin