Animal rights team goes full idiot

[Pigeon]

Purple team

Comments:

They failed to save the animals, scared the shit out of them instead and then nearly killed themselves in the process. Great job vegans!

Proceeds to lock themselves onto machinery and almost kill someone

guy thinks hes in call of duty talking like that.

So are they willing to die for the cause or not? I'm confused.

[Royal]

When they locked their neck to that contraption, my mind was like... "MKULTRA".

[Pigeon]

Studied the mail order How to be a Good Protester course by Professor Darwin.

[Royal]

Person 1: "Why do you fight for animals and not humans"

Person 2: "Because humans suck"

Person 1: "What did that human make you do to fight for the animals"

Person 2: "Lock my neck to a metal contraption"

Person 1: "stares at person 2"

Person 2: "stares at person 1"

[Pigeon]

A duck free factory

[ 2 ] days since a human neck was collared.