Toasted Dolphin

Thread intended to get insights into the UFO and abduction phenomenon by collection of what's not reported in humorous or non-humorous statements.


UFO/UAP phenomenon
-No reports of attached large exhaust to the craft to be cool
-No reports of booms from breaking the speed of sound
-No advertisements or artwork (ex. Nike, Mountain Dew, Cheetah's strip club)

Alien Phenom
-No reports of laughter or excitement from aliens (ex. "this spaceship is pretty sick right?")
-No reports of aliens being apologetic (ex. "I'm so sorry about what going to happen next", "looks like I can only drop you off 100 miles naked from your abduction spot... sorry, this is not uber!")
-No reports of fashion (ex. hats, necklaces, bracelets, spandex pants)

Alien Phenom
-No reports of aliens trying to beg or ask something for free (ex. hey man, can I get a few bars of gold mannnn, I just need to fill up on element 115 so I can get back to the other dimension mannn)
-No reports of regrettable looking tattoos

UFO Phenom
-No reported loud music or parties heard or observed on the craft

-No reports of complaints over excessive vehicle extended warranty communications.
(Note: Does not imply that any warranty purchase have not been made)

-No reports of visual assistance tools (ex. flashlights, reading glasses, night vision, binoculars that hang around the neck)

-No reports of aliens sniffing their abductees

-Never hear any reporting on footwear. Might explain lack of visits to Footlocker and Payless.

-No reports of them telepathically doing casual chit chat about the weather, or even space weather

No reports of motivational speeches, inspirational quotes, to improve the abductees life.
No reports of critique on their behaviors with others.

Royal wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 3:03 pm -No reports of them telepathically doing casual chit chat about the weather, or even space weather

*tropical storm goes straight to city.