Politics stuff

[Pigeon]

Howard Stern put it best.

Why not just play the rich guy, bang broads, and play golf? Why run for presidency? Trump opened himself up for scrutiny becoming a public servant. His intention was to become a dictator but he didn’t do enough homework or hire competent people to get the job done.

[Pigeon]

Trump once again wants to try to steer the GOP rolling dumpster fire.

[Pigeon]

Dazzle them with bullshit

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President Lyndon B. Johnson once said,

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

Donald Trump certainly took those words to heart. He gave Republicans a choice of those to look down on while they emptied their pockets.

Some of the poorest states in America have voted Republican for decades now.

[Pigeon]

On today’s episode of Petty Mason, the criminal ex-toddler-in-chief has a blow-out…

Petty Mason, and 'The Case of the Stolen Stollen'.

[Royal]

"herp derp, blurp derp derp burp, blurp derp, blurp blurp." - Republicans

"wha, wha , flay flay, wha, do do, wha wha, flay flay" - Democrats

"Don't be fake and ghey and follow a party. The definition, and the soul of Integrity, is Independence."
- Royal, Presidential write-in candidate (years 2020, 2016)

[Pigeon]

Royal 2024.

If you win, we can call it the Royal Flush of Trump. Need bumper stickers, bill boards, and social media. Figure out a away to appeal to the idiots. Remember, you don't have to keep promises.

I'll give you the first vote.

[Royal]

"Figure out a away to appeal to the idiots"

We are going to make ChatGpt robots, with the best silicon.

"you don't have to keep promises."

I promise to have 1 wife.