Of smiles and tears

[lkwalker]

This from Lala and Kiwi months ago. Preserved forever here...

[IndicusMaximus]

i was ordering a beer.

hahaha to be fair this was like their seventh try.

Smile, you tagged and bagged piece of dragon meat!

[TraumaT]

i was ordering a beer.

And I spotted you at once in that video! Very proud of that.

Yours truly,
Trauma "Sherlock Holmes" Teased.

[IndicusMaximus]

Will I be ordering a beer during The Final Judgment? I'll come back and be like "Where'd everybody go?".

Then God will come down, and he'll be like "Hey, guess where everybody ascended to?"

I'll be like "Where?"

He'll be like "Space."

Then I'd be curious.... "Well... were they given space suits?"

"Nope. Let's have a beer and go home."


Of course, everyone here (and some not here) will be waiting at the bar when we get there and we'll have a gay old time. God will tell us about the first time he went to Subway (He got lost in the desert with Moses and his family.... and then they came upon a burning bush, and there was a Subway across the street, and there God gave them commandwiches with 10grams of fat or less)

Thn we can smile. For now we'll just laugh maniacally until we start to cry a little and then fall asleep.

[TraumaT]

God will tell us about the first time he went to Subway (He got lost in the desert with Moses and his family.... and then they came upon a burning bush, and there was a Subway across the street, and there God gave them commandwiches with 10grams of fat or less)

You have a much cooler edition of the Bible than I do.

[IndicusMaximus]

Do you have the Oxford translated version? I was comparing it to another Bible I stole from a hotel (Yes, a Gideon's Bible... meant to be stolen... nobody goes "Hey buddy, is that a Gideon's Bible in your Suitcase? I'm gunna need to check your bag."). It seems like it may be a little closer to original meaning.

Like when I ranted at you before, I read the Bible much differently than others.
Ohhhh man like, I dunno... I still listen to Electric Wizard and nothing in there so far has told me that's wrong.

Exhibit A:





The bible can be read by anyone, and deep insight can be had... by anyone. ANYone... good, bad, beautiful, ugly....

It is what brought us to this point. Both the brilliantly good and horrifically evil.

The Book needs to be finished, though. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Assuredly metal.

[IndicusMaximus]

True Death and Black metal is a rebellion against those who have betrayed God. You can tell the difference by whether it sucks or not.

Kreator is fucking awesome (before they sold out).

God... in my opinion... expresses himself quite... quite well through music... but a lot of times you have to sit with it and appreciate it like those who taste fine wines. Fine wines taste horrible to me, but to the wine efficionadoes, they taste fucking awesome.

Sometimes those who represent God don't know God. Fine, but we only know what they know through words, so how would we know what they know?

We must at some point admit that we didn't make the Universe.

Quite honestly, if you see what I wish you would see, where's any of us there? There's only A Being doing things we can't understand.

Doing acid once or twice helps, but the trip itself won't show you.

[TraumaT]

There's only A Being doing things we can't understand.

Doing acid once or twice helps, but the trip itself won't show you.

Sorry, Indiee, I hate drugs, I can't even begin to explain how much I hate them. I will never ever happen that I do acid or any other kind of drug in order to achieve "enlightenment" about anything.

God will just have to remain sort of a stranger to me.

[IndicusMaximus]

No you know what Good on ya. I only say acid helps in a sort of "oh no dude" sort of way.

[IndicusMaximus]

There's a lot of "Oh no dude"s here.... here meaning where we are in respect to more permanent figures of being.