Stupid Stuff

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An American woman said she was shocked to discover that Alaska isn't actually an island, calling for an 'overhaul' of the school curriculum

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Dunkin’ workers pull guns on customers asking for manager, cops say. ‘Y’all gonna die’

A 41-year-old man and his girlfriend were ordering doughnuts, but the woman said an employee was acting “rude” and she asked to speak to the manager, police said in a Dec. 18 news release.

The worker responded that he was the manager, using explicit language, according to police. When the couple drove toward the window, the employee came outside, followed by two co-workers.

The three workers, ages 17, 19 and 20, brandished handguns toward the couple, police said.

“One of the employees chambered a round in the pistol, pointed the gun at the 41-year-old customer, and verbally threatened him, saying, ‘Y’all gonna die tonight,’” officers said.

Have it our way or die

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Charge of the Not-So-Light Brigade

Or bright.

Gravy Seals

Of meal team 6

The Green Buffets

If you told me Florida has been in a civil war for ten years already I would believe you.

It'll be weird because "the South" will actually be the pan-handle and "the North" will be Miami

Meal Team 6 is okay with electric vehicles when it gets them to the buffet line sooner

Crock pot down

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God cancelled the whole planet with the Flood.

Horrible torture for all eternity is fine, but I draw the line at cancelling someone on Twitter!

[Royal]

BING AI image generator is a hoot. Say goodbye to all the favorite GIFs

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tiredoldbitch

I remember when my younger brother died, the preacher came into our house with his chest puffed out. He asked my mother what sin she committed to cause God to take her son.

Fuck him.

Amen

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Maybe that Trump smell is his brain shorting out slowly.

… and then the lady.. the lady said it through the voice box on the menu.. she said ‘sir this is a Wendy’s restaurant.'

It always amazes me how anyone can listen to Trump talk and come away thinking "yeah that's the guy for me!"

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What are the Republican "3 Ps"

Pro-rape, Pro-crime, and Pro-insurrection

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Says the guy that strings an English sentence together like an angry 2nd grader who found, and used, a crack pipe in the alley on his way to remedial school.
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