“I urge you, brethren, to support our Christian troops who with magnificent courage are killing the heathen with drones strikes from thousands of feet while sitting in Colorado. To those weak in faith, who say that we are killing innocent women and children, I say unto ye, women are the source of all Taliban and thus must be military targets. If we destroy arms factories, should we not destroy Taliban factories? As the mighty warrior Jay-suss would want, we will smite them, and leave them bleeding and dying, and wailing over their broken children, blinded and crushed and burned, that they might learn to walk in the ways of righteousness."
The Reverend McBilly Osfeiser of the Full Bible Perfect Word Baptist Church
Now This Makes Sense!
Now This Makes Sense!
Credo quia absurdum.
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God bless Reverend McBilly!
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
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God must be so proud.
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Well apparently She's got a mean streak.TraumaT wrote:God must be so proud.
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
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Not everybody...stoopid is a choice.
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"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
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Stoopid is a choice not a natural condition.
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
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You'd be stupid to believe that. Some people are just morons.lkwalker wrote:Stoopid is a choice not a natural condition.
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Yup.
Just look at George Bush and Sarah Palin...and they even tried to be smart!
Just look at George Bush and Sarah Palin...and they even tried to be smart!
“Integrity has no need of rules.”
-Albert Camus
-Albert Camus