Ten Charts that Prove the United States Is a Low-Tax Country

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Post by Egg » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:30 pm

lkwalker wrote:
Pigeon wrote:HaHa..the real plan...
What? You figured I was some mill run messiah?
If I vote for you do I get to put a couple of people on the bastard list?


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Post by lkwalker » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:32 pm

Egg wrote:
lkwalker wrote:The only taxes that have plunged are the taxes on the very wealthy for whose benefit these wars of mass destruction are waged. Were I to be elected my first act would be to confiscate their wealth. The second act would be to declare peace. The third act would be to announce myself as messiah.
If you do the first two I'll call you the third. No problem. I'll also call you douchebag but that's nothing new. ;)
Make that Lord Douchebag PBUH, if don't mind. Thanks for your cooperation.
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Post by Egg » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:36 pm

lkwalker wrote:
Egg wrote:
lkwalker wrote:The only taxes that have plunged are the taxes on the very wealthy for whose benefit these wars of mass destruction are waged. Were I to be elected my first act would be to confiscate their wealth. The second act would be to declare peace. The third act would be to announce myself as messiah.
If you do the first two I'll call you the third. No problem. I'll also call you douchebag but that's nothing new. ;)
Make that Lord Douchebag PBUH, if don't mind. Thanks for your cooperation.
Hahahahaha!!!! I don't mind at all, m'lord pf douchebag.

What's going on this fine morning, m'lord?


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Post by Pigeon » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:48 pm

Have you announced who will be canonized as St. Douche of Bag?

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Post by Egg » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:59 pm

Pigeon wrote:Have you announced who will be canonized as St. Douche of Bag?
Hahahaha!!! Have I become Egg the Baptist for Lord Douchebag Messaiah?

There are so many people who could be the St of Douche, I'll have to not put some thought into it. It will come to me in a dream, a dirty one.


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Post by Pigeon » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:13 pm

One advantage of being a priest is getting first pick at the annual parish garage sale - Father Guido Sarducci

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Post by Egg » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:14 pm

Pigeon wrote:One advantage of being a priest is getting first pick at the annual parish garage sale - Father Guido Sarducci
HAHAHA!!!


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Post by lkwalker » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:31 pm

Eh fadda sarduc he's a destroy the roman-a church alla by hisself. Jeez a blessa the guy.
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Re: Ten Charts that Prove the United States Is a Low-Tax Cou

Post by Dr Exile » Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:41 pm

To pay federal, state and local taxes, I pay $784.61 a week.

I wonder how many people in Europe gross that much.
Credo quia absurdum.

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Re: Ten Charts that Prove the United States Is a Low-Tax Cou

Post by TraumaT » Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:50 pm

Dr Exile wrote:To pay federal, state and local taxes, I pay $784.61 a week.

I wonder how many people in Europe gross that much.
I pay more than that. I'm fine with it.

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