If ever Dubya the Fundie doubted Darwin's theory of evolution all he need do was check out his Simian visage in the mirror for undeniable proof.Pana wrote:I always cried when I looked at this man:
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"Beware of those in whom the urge to punish is strong". ---Johann Wolfgang Goethe
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Good ol' Pentecostals. They're a delightfully lively bunch, aren't they?Set wrote:Knowing how much I hate Jesus and his fascistic followers, don't any of youse post any images of them or anything I might imagine are religus images or fotos! Link
Only in Tennessee!
I used to go to a Foursquare mega church in Oregon. My first boyfriend was going to their college to become a pastor. People there often would become slain in the Spirit during worship (the singing part). You'd see people jumping around, shaking, rolling around on the floor, dancing, hooting, hollering, speaking in Tongues and a number of other laughably distracting things. Sometimes during worship, it would get so out of hand that we couldn't hear the band playing and singing. Eventually, the pastoral team built a room right next to the sanctuary (identical to the crying room) with sound proof glass and speakers inside for the people who often felt compelled by the Holy Spirit to outwardly (and loudly) express their emotion during worship.
So, service would start out with the pastor praying and then saying a few words about the song that would begin worship service, then the band would be begin to play. At that moment, the church members who regularly became slain the Spirit would walk, run, hop, jump, roll, crawl to the "Celebrating Christ" room as they named it. LOL
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"But that's no more true than saying the universe is ineluctably bound to the Second Law of Thermodynamics. In the end it's all an entropic stew but in the meantime we got some serious livin' to do." Arthur Afterburn
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HA!!! Awesome. Just goes to show you, only join a religion if you like the side effects.SweetGrass wrote:Good ol' Pentecostals. They're a delightfully lively bunch, aren't they?Set wrote:Knowing how much I hate Jesus and his fascistic followers, don't any of youse post any images of them or anything I might imagine are religus images or fotos! Link
Only in Tennessee!
I used to go to a Foursquare mega church in Oregon. My first boyfriend was going to their college to become a pastor. People there often would become slain in the Spirit during worship (the singing part). You'd see people jumping around, shaking, rolling around on the floor, dancing, hooting, hollering, speaking in Tongues and a number of other laughably distracting things. Sometimes during worship, it would get so out of hand that we couldn't hear the band playing and singing. Eventually, the pastoral team built a room right next to the sanctuary (identical to the crying room) with sound proof glass and speakers inside for the people who often felt compelled by the Holy Spirit to outwardly (and loudly) express their emotion during worship.
So, service would start out with the pastor praying and then saying a few words about the song that would begin worship service, then the band would be begin to play. At that moment, the church members who regularly became slain the Spirit would walk, run, hop, jump, roll, crawl to the "Celebrating Christ" room as they named it. LOL
If you're not into running and jumping and yelling, don't become a pentecostal. IF you're not into demon possession and exorcisms, don't become a Catholic.
You never hear of Buddhists, Atheists, Jews or Muslims being possessed. Only people from religions that believe in possession get possessed.
Catholics don't speak in tongues - you wanna speak in tongues? Don't become a Catholic.
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Yes. I've always marveled at the similarity.Set wrote:If ever Dubya the Fundie doubted Darwin's theory of evolution all he need do was check out his Simian visage in the mirror for undeniable proof.Pana wrote:I always cried when I looked at this man:
“Integrity has no need of rules.”
-Albert Camus
-Albert Camus
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Kind of reminds me of the one and only time I went to a Brownie meeting when I was nine. When they started to run around this fake tree stump with a stuffed owl sitting on it...and singing songs to it, I was out of there.SweetGrass wrote:At that moment, the church members who regularly became slain the Spirit would walk, run, hop, jump, roll, crawl to the "Celebrating Christ" room as they named it. LOL
“Integrity has no need of rules.”
-Albert Camus
-Albert Camus
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I assume the "Celebrating Christ" room had tasteful done rubber walls?SweetGrass wrote:Good ol' Pentecostals. They're a delightfully lively bunch, aren't they?Set wrote:Knowing how much I hate Jesus and his fascistic followers, don't any of youse post any images of them or anything I might imagine are religus images or fotos! Link
Only in Tennessee!
I used to go to a Foursquare mega church in Oregon. My first boyfriend was going to their college to become a pastor. People there often would become slain in the Spirit during worship (the singing part). You'd see people jumping around, shaking, rolling around on the floor, dancing, hooting, hollering, speaking in Tongues and a number of other laughably distracting things. Sometimes during worship, it would get so out of hand that we couldn't hear the band playing and singing. Eventually, the pastoral team built a room right next to the sanctuary (identical to the crying room) with sound proof glass and speakers inside for the people who often felt compelled by the Holy Spirit to outwardly (and loudly) express their emotion during worship.
So, service would start out with the pastor praying and then saying a few words about the song that would begin worship service, then the band would be begin to play. At that moment, the church members who regularly became slain the Spirit would walk, run, hop, jump, roll, crawl to the "Celebrating Christ" room as they named it. LOL
"Beware of those in whom the urge to punish is strong". ---Johann Wolfgang Goethe
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Return of the Jeezi.
Way cool droog.
Way cool droog.
If I could get any animal it would be a dolphin. I want one bad. Me and my mom went swimming with dolphins. I was like, 'How do we get one of those?' and she was like, 'You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, put it in your pool?' Miley Cyrus