Toasted Dolphin

If at 95 you feel relatively healthy, can still think well and can put up with the likes of BE then it is not such a bad thing.

I had a great aunt that lived on her own until she was 100. Looked after herself and her mind operated at full capacity still.

On a lighter note, I take delight in defying my dragon lady niece, (Ash's mother) and sneaking into the old shed and firing up the only new car I ever bought new. It terrorizes her.

I bought it for myself to celebrate my tenure. It's a 1947 MG TC roadster. She thought she hid the keys from me, but I out witted her. I wait until she is upstairs, then quietly open the shed doors, and veroom! Chase her chickens around the lawn, then I'm off to cruse old highway 25. I feel positively fiendish behind the wheel of that thing. It's very exhilarating.

My niece has a hissy fit.

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She was a free spirit, and more adventurous than I. When a barnstormer came to town she wanted to go, so I bought her a ride for five dollars. The old fleetwing wasn't very well maintained, and when he did a loop we all heard a loud crack, and the wing folded back. I watched in horror as the old plane spun into the ground.

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A pearl is the result of victory over irritation.

I knew the old broad and she never looked better.

Professor Geezer wrote:I have an old apple at the moment.

Enough about your vocal chords, what computer are you using?

Hi, Joe. Where ya been?

I have been trolling christians.

Now I'm having a break and checked in to see if anything interesting has happened.

My new idol is Pat Condell.