Santa Claus

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Santa Claus

Post by IndicusMaximus » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:39 am

I still believe in Santa Claus.

Why don't we just believe in Santa Claus, okay?

Santa Claus makes me feel happy and hopeful.

Santa Claus makes me look at things in mysterious awe and wonder.

How does Santa Claus do it? I don't know, but it's epic.

Consider everything, believe anything you want, go nuts, quit your job, dare to be stupid

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for they will see God.

Under the shadow of thy wings, Jehovah.

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Re: Santa Claus

Post by Royal » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:59 am

Damn, solar flare got ya.

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Re: Santa Claus

Post by Pigeon » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:01 am

Santa Claus works at Goldman Sachs.

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Re: Santa Claus

Post by Kat » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:04 am

Of course you know the American imagination of the fat jolly Santa was brought to you by Coke in 1931.


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That one's from 1950. I have never seen the original Haddon Sundblom image.
If I could get any animal it would be a dolphin. I want one bad. Me and my mom went swimming with dolphins. I was like, 'How do we get one of those?' and she was like, 'You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, put it in your pool?' Miley Cyrus

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Re: Santa Claus

Post by Royal » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:39 am

INTERGOVERNMENTAL ADVISORY
FEMA and FCC ANNOUNCE NATIONWIDE TEST OF THE
EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
June 9, 2011
First Ever National Emergency Alert System Test Scheduled for November 9, 2011
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security’s Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
and the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) will conduct the first nationwide test of the
Emergency Alert System (EAS). The nationwide test will occur on Wednesday, November 9, at
2 p.m. Eastern Standard Time and may last up to three and a half minutes.

WE ARE GOING TO CATCH SANTA ONCE AND FOR ALL.

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Re: Santa Claus

Post by IndicusMaximus » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:02 am

Santa will defeat all opposition.
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for they will see God.

Under the shadow of thy wings, Jehovah.

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Re: Santa Claus

Post by Kat » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:27 am

IndicusMaximus wrote:Satan will defeat all opposition.

Somehow seems very true.
If I could get any animal it would be a dolphin. I want one bad. Me and my mom went swimming with dolphins. I was like, 'How do we get one of those?' and she was like, 'You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, put it in your pool?' Miley Cyrus

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Re: Santa Claus

Post by Cartoonsyndicate » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:30 am

Kat wrote:Of course you know the American imagination of the fat jolly Santa was brought to you by Coke in 1931.


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That one's from 1950. I have never seen the original Haddon Sundblom image.
That's how the mang got fat to begin with, no?
"But that's no more true than saying the universe is ineluctably bound to the Second Law of Thermodynamics. In the end it's all an entropic stew but in the meantime we got some serious livin' to do." Arthur Afterburn

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Re: Santa Claus

Post by Pigeon » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:23 pm

FEMA and FCC ANNOUNCE NATIONWIDE TEST OF THE
EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
Announced for 5 months later. Doesn't sound like the system is very good. Guess this is the time that will be used plotting the false attack that will take place shortly there after.

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Re: Santa Claus

Post by Kat » Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:09 am

It's certainly a time to execute a program of civil disobedience as part of a campaign to restore civil liberties, but that's just my vivid imagination, and folks are apathetic, and obese, and all.
If I could get any animal it would be a dolphin. I want one bad. Me and my mom went swimming with dolphins. I was like, 'How do we get one of those?' and she was like, 'You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, put it in your pool?' Miley Cyrus

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