The Doctor is in the House. Thank you very much.

[Pam]

Woohoo, thanks Pigeon. Now, I can sit on the couch with Pam and BE without worrying about having an accident, like my pigtail emoticon.

Well I was worried about you because I heard that BE pulls people's pigtails when he has had a bit too much blackjack

[DocVelocity]

Marketing and tech writers writing software. That explains some of the crappy software out in the world.

Well, we didn't DEVELOP the shit, Brainiac, but we have to work WITH both Management and IT in writing up the technical docs and marketing materials, and it IS a coordinated effort between us and the developers and the managers and directors. So, in the end, yes, we can say that we DID write the fucking thing.

What "crappy software" are you babbling about? The shit YOU use, perhaps? Hey, baby, cheap is as cheap does.


— Doc Velocity

[Cartoonsyndicate]

Have you ever considered doing something worthwhile with your time?

[DocVelocity]

I'm glad you posted that, because that's a very good example of the translation problems we have with Chinese and Korean developers.

But, no, we're not writing for low-end products, services, and agencies.... All our clientele are HIGH-END. That means expensive, m'kay? And, no, we don't make mistakes... Except maybe posting on AmKon.

— Doc Velocity

[Pam]

I'm glad you posted that, because that's a very good example of the translation problems we have with Chinese and Korean developers.

But, no, we're not writing for low-end products, services, and agencies.... All our clientele are HIGH-END. That means expensive, m'kay? And, no, we don't make mistakes... Except maybe posting on Amk0n.

— Doc Velocity

Hahahahahaha well I hope you don't write the furniture assembly instructions for Ikea either

[DocVelocity]

Have you ever considered doing something worthwhile with your time?

Ummm... What do you consider "worthwhile"......?

— Doc Velocity

[Pigeon]

Well, we didn't DEVELOP the shit, Brainiac, but we have to work WITH both Management and IT in writing up the technical docs and marketing materials

That means you DID NOT write the software.

[TraumaT]

Well, we didn't DEVELOP the shit, Brainiac, but we have to work WITH both Management and IT in writing up the technical docs and marketing materials

That means you DID NOT write the software.

Oh well, stretching the truth a bit, that is what marketing people do, isn't it?

[Pana]

PS

A warm welcome extended to Doc. Looking forward to reading your thoughts.

Pana

[DocVelocity]

Well, we didn't DEVELOP the shit, Brainiac, but we have to work WITH both Management and IT in writing up the technical docs and marketing materials

That means you DID NOT write the software.

Then we WROTE THE PRODUCT into existence. For we were describing the product to a tee before development ever produced it, okay? Do you understand that? Like, when they say Sir Arthur C. Clarke invented the telecommunications satellite — and, I mean, he is credited with that achievement — do you think it means he engineered the thing and assembled it with his own hands?

Of course not, you doofus. We utterly described the product in its every process, and our Korean elves in Development built the thing to our specifications; and, yes, we conferred with them on a daily basis, such that they did not make a move that we did not superintend.

Okay? Is that clear enough for you? Thanks for you patience as I s-p-e-l-l i-t o-u-t for you.

— Doc Velocity