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One from Stephen...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:07 am
by Pana
“Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.”

-S. Wright

Re: One from Stephen...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:11 am
by Egg
"Somebody broke into my house the other day and stole everything I own and replaced them with exact replicas."
Stephen Wright.

Re: One from Stephen...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:25 am
by Pam
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

~ Stephen Wright

Re: One from Stephen...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:59 am
by Pam
“I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!”

~ Stephen Wright :D

Re: One from Stephen...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:04 am
by Pam
“Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time”

~ Stephen Wright

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I feel like that a lot lately ;)

Re: One from Stephen...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:15 am
by Pam
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

~ Stephen Wright

Re: One from Stephen...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:22 am
by Pana
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.

Re: One from Stephen...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:26 am
by Pana
My favourite:

“One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.”

S. Wright

:rofl:

Re: One from Stephen...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:37 pm
by Egg

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Stephen Wright

Re: One from Stephen...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:37 pm
by Egg
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
S.W.