NSA claimed to see into the future

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NSA claimed to see into the future

Post by Pigeon » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:57 pm

The wall of type that appeared on GLP...

John Bedell and Joe Stack were not terrorist, they were good friends of mine. In 1996, we met at an embedded systems conference in Sacramento. I do not feel like typing out all the details, but we hit it off right from the beginning. We begin analysing networks together and by 2002, Joe and I were able to penetrate just about any network connected to the Internet. The correspondence between John, Joe, and I eventually came to a halt, but in February, 2007 I get a call from Joe telling me that we needed to talk in person. I met with him and he spilled his guts to me. He told me about all the unlawful and clandestine operations our government was involved with and also informed me of the level of corruption that has manifested itself in capitol hill. He suggested that we find out what was going on by infiltrating the CIA's as well as the NSA's networks. I was really hesitant about it, but Joe told me that John was on board and pointed me to this website and a couple of others as a nudge of encouragement. My wife had recently passed and I really felt like I had nothing to lose, so the day after his proposal, and after countless hours of pouring over conspiracy theories, I accepted. It was not because my moral standards were as high as Joe's, but more that my wife's death had take a tremendous toll on me, and I went into it for the thrill (it kept my mind preoccupied and off my wife). That was the last time I saw Joe face to face. I did not see John face to face throughout the entire operation, but we communicated through digital mediums. Joe was the lead man. He orchestrated the entire event, and delegated tasks to people. I am a mathematics professor with a focus in cryptology, so Joe put me in charge of cryptography. I set up secure lines of communication and ran crypt-analysis on ciphered keys John sniffed off the networks. John was in charge of pen testing. If you are going to get caught, it will be during pen testing, since this the most intrusive part of the entire process. It had been years since we had worked together as a team, and Joe and John were not up to date on the latest network and software security practices. We started on private networks and worked our way up to large corporations. By 2009 we were prepared to undertake the task at hand. Joe kept things compartmentalised during the operation. We were given information on a need to know basis. I do not know what methods Joe used to attack what networks, or even what files he was after, I was only given cipher-texts and expected to return the clear-text. John was in charge of anti-forensics and clean-up. But, I knew something went wrong when Joe called me. I immediately knew right off the bat that something was amiss, when I heard John in the background. That was our number one rule: no face-to-face contact. His first words, "It's way bigger than anybody could have ever dreamed. Look at today's date. Listen to the audio-file I just sent you and then look at the time-stamp and at today's date again". I honestly thought I was busted. I thought it was a government agent trying to be funny. The date was February 15, and, I will not ever forget this, the audio file was last modified about an hour before I listened to it. The clip was of the end of a hockey game and as the commentator wrapped things up, he said something along the lines of "Thrasers: 7, Kings: 6. Thanks for listening to us on this Monday night". At first I didn't understand. I didn't even have a clue as to what was going on until Joe sent me more of the archives which had every digital video, and audio, broadcasts for events that were supposed to happen tomorrow, but had not happened yet. Confirmation finally came that this was not just some sort of hoax database kept for fun, when we tuned into the Thrashers-Kings game and the final score was Thrashers: 7, Kings: 6. After brainstorming and researching for days, they finally discovered the database was being written to via satellite. And from there things clicked into place. The NSA is able to see approximately 27 hours 42 minutes and 33 seconds into the future of the world. This is done through a satellite. The satellite is able to take images of earth, a selected number of video and audio broadcasts (the majority of it is news) routed to the satellite by communications on the ground up, to roughly 27 hours before it happens. As every second goes by it is slowly gaining the ability to see further into the future. I'm not going to expand any further here, but to say the satellite is able to do this because of a flaw in the way the Lorentz transformations were derived. This is my insurance. They have already kill Joe and John, and in such a way that they made them out to be monsters to the public. They will not do this to me. This is the way it works. If they kill me, abduct me or anything, all evidence including the properly derived Lorrentz transformations are to be automatically posted here. I must be present at my computer at 5:29 a.m. (my timezone) everyday in order to keep this posts from happening because 174 servers spanning the globe are set to ensure that happens automatically unless my password is entered. If the government tries to take this site out or this page, I have created a virus that will spread on a massive scale and automatically upload all the evidence I have against them to the victims PC, so at the very least thousands will know the truth but most likely millions. My password cannot be cracked. It would take longer to crack an 8096 bit RSA encryption key, than my self-made encryption system. My initials are T.S.G. and I am a Mathematics professor. This shall ensure if they kill me and try to slander my name in the media, there will be at least a few people who know the truth I'm not telling everything here because then they would kill me. It's the only bargaining chip I have left.


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Re: NSA claimed to see into the future

Post by lkwalker » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:39 pm

Wow, that's the best paranoid rant I've read in a while. I'll have to read again, slowly, when I have more time. Got a link?
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Re: NSA claimed to see into the future

Post by Mungodave » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:49 pm

The NSA is able to see approximately 27 hours 42 minutes and 33 seconds into the future of the world.

OIC.

Bollocks I say lol


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Re: NSA claimed to see into the future

Post by lkwalker » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:04 am

Mungodave wrote:
The NSA is able to see approximately 27 hours 42 minutes and 33 seconds into the future of the world.

OIC.

Bollocks I say lol
It's not a new idea. Actually it's based on the research on psy at SRI in the 70's. It was important research financed by the US DOD and continues today as the most secretive of IC programs. It's public face is DARPA but the roots run very deep.
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Re: NSA claimed to see into the future

Post by Dr Exile » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:19 am

Were not we taught at the third grade level how to use paragraphs?
Credo quia absurdum.

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Re: NSA claimed to see into the future

Post by Pigeon » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:29 am

Guess some math guys aren't good with composing the written word.

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Re: NSA claimed to see into the future

Post by lkwalker » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:32 am

The guy was breathless. hahahaha
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Re: NSA claimed to see into the future

Post by TraumaT » Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:35 am

Dr Exile wrote:Were not we taught at the third grade level how to use paragraphs?
After spending some time at different conspiracy forums I now know that the more paranoid a person is, the less paragraphs he/she will use. Seriously. Perhaps they are afraid that paragraphs in a post will create openings that "they" (Illuminati/NWO/Masons) can crawl through in order to eat their brains or something.

I have also learned that people who keep signing their posts with "Namaste" are completely nuts. And quite meanspirited if questioned about their New Agy theories.

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Re: NSA claimed to see into the future

Post by Pigeon » Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:47 am

Whats with signing one's posts. has the person not figured out that the same name appears next to it as the poster.

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